I’ve got lots of stuffed toys, but there’s one I love best
And I’ll love it forever, you can keep all the rest
You can grab my giraffe, you can bogart my bear
Zoom off with my zebra, I really don’t care
Abduct my anteater, embezzle my ewe
Kidnap my koala, but whatever you do
Don’t come near my favorite or I’ll flip my wig
Keep your paws off my pink perfectly precious plush pig
via Andrew Y.
While I’m on vacation, please enjoy this repeat of a top-upvoted post. Keep sending cute links to submissions@cutetropolis.com! — Mike
The Hot Dog Thieves are about today, they’re crafty and stealthy and wise
They lurk in dark places, quite out of the way, so that all you can see is their eyes
So don’t get distracted; keep watch on your food, or I’ve got a terrible hunch
If they’re in the shadows, and they’re in the mood, you’re going to be losing your lunch.
I just see things in black and white
But never can decide what’s right
Just when my thoughts are all in place
I change my mind and turn about-face
I see both sides to every question
Think twice at every slight suggestion
My head’s bedeviled by divisions
So all I make are split decisions
While I’m on vacation, please enjoy this repeat of a top-upvoted post. Keep sending cute links to submissions@cutetropolis.com! — Mike
The mischievous cat in her habitat, alert to methods to knock you flat
Watch out when you walk at the top of the stairs
She may lie in wait to catch you unawares
If you’re setting the table and carrying dishes
A smartly-placed tripwire will answer her wishes
When she’s not tossing obstacles into your path
She’s making you jump as you exit the bath
Her ambition in life, from her first moment natal
Is to get you in accidents, preferably fatal
What motivates all this behavior suspicious?
It’s simple but gruesome: She finds you delicious.
