Beware the Picnic Troll!

When you go out for a picnic, you expect a pleasant day
But a freakish beast awaits you with a toll you have to pay
He’s only got one question, and he’s not afraid to ask it
He’ll look up with a goofy grin and say “what’s in that basket?”
If you packed a box of goodies, best be sure that you are able
To share a proper portion when you sit down at his table

wild-eyed dog hides under picnic table.
Do I smell chicken salad?! (Reddit)
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Black Cats Get the Blues

Oh, my human gives me the blues, he makes me wail and moan
I said my human gives me the blues, he makes me wail and moan
Strums all day on his six-string, puts me on microphone

So I got me a different human, keeps a guitar in his lap
Oh yes, I got me a different human, keeps a guitar in his lap
But I still sing the blues, yeah, each time he point and snap

Soulfully submitted by Allein.

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