More Regret Than I Can Bear

“Look, I’m sorry I called your Uncle Henry a bleeding-heart pinko communist over dinner. And I didn’t mean to make that face when I took that first bite of your mother’s pumpkin pie, and I sure she didn’t even see it anyway. All I’m asking for is a chance to come back in and discuss this calmly like rational adults. Preferably in the next fifteen seconds.”

“I’ll even say I’m sorry! Just hurry!”

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By Cod, That’s Fresh Fish!

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“Here’s your halibut, sir. Would you like tartar sauce with that?”

Via Reddit. (“My uncle, who works on an Arctic research vessel, got an unexpected visitor today.”)

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Links: Catch of the Day

And finally: Check Your Shopping List

“No, honey! I said to pick up four pugs and one pig!”

Found on Facebook by Theo!

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