Welcome to My New Den

Yep, it’ll be a sweet setup when I get it finished. Got the couch delivered yesterday, and I’m still waiting on the coffee table, the lamps, the TV, the pool table, the jukebox, and the fish tank. I figure I’ll get everything arranged the way I like it and then build the house around it.

By the way, I’ve already made a start on the downstairs bathroom where you’re standing…

Meagan W. on The Weather Network.

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Carl Gets Fired

“Mr. Gunderson, since you joined the staff here at the Pinewood Hotel and Conference Centers, your work performance has been problematic in several areas. First, your frequent tardiness has left us short-handed during our busy summer season. Next, there was the unfortunate mauling incident during the Dooflemeyer wedding reception. Finally, we have received numerous reports that you have been stealing the mint truffles from guest pillows, upsetting a 75-year tradition that is the centerpiece of this establishment’s reputation for outstanding service. I’m afraid I have no further option but to give you notice at once.”

You may pick up your final week’s berries at Payroll.

Via Reddit. Actual story: Black Bear Wanders into the Breeze Inn Lobby

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Links: Injured at Work? Call the Law Firm of Numbats and Dibblers!

And finally: Oh Boy! It’s Bamboo Again!

From sender-inner C.D.

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