Shakesbear in the Park

O goddess of fate, how cruel and vain
Thou art, to see my hunger plain
Yet lend no aid, withhold thy favor
Deny my lips that which I savor
Shall I persist this vain endeavor
Or still my tongue and starve forever?
No! Firm I stand, and thus I ask it
Gift unto me a pic-a-nic basket!

A black bear stands on its back legs raising one paw and looking to the heavens, as if reciting a dramatic monologue.
Hath not a bear eyes? Doth not a bear go number two in the woods? (Reddit)
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Links: It’s the Little Things

A human finger pointing to very small sculpture of a rabbit. Three miniature flowers are lined up on the finger and the rabbit is facing them.

And finally: Cone of Shamelessness

A cheeky polar bear pokes fun at mom in this video found by Andrew Y. (And there’s fan art, too!)

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Links: MacGyver to the Rescue

A small kitten with paralysis wears a makeshift wheelchair constructed with two wooden rulers and Hot Wheels toy cars.

And finally: Puppy Court Is Back in Session

Sharon G. brings us the next installment of the true canine crime series.

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Links: Your Ubear is Here

A bear cub walks past the open door of a pickup truck

And finally: Surf’s Pup!

Andrew Y. will see your surfing cat and raise you one surfing dog.

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