Bunday Baddie

Notorious vandal “Thumps” Jackson was arrested last night and charged with malicious damage to property. Jackson denied he had done anything wrong, adding “I thought cord-cutting was supposed to be a good thing for you people!”

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Cutetropolis CrimeWatch

Cutetropolis Police are asking the public’s help in finding a dog suspected of hijacking a truck full of Chew-Eez dog treats yesterday at around 4 PM. Police have released this photo of the suspect along with a note he handed to the driver, which reads “Woof woof! Woof, woof woof woof! Woof!”

dog wears ski mask
Suspect is considered to be extremely adorable.

I’d surrender to this cutie any day, Sharon H.

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