Blade Nommer

Now hold on there, Pigpoke — your people let you outside for a snack, and all you’re going to eat is a single blade of grass? You’re a growing rabbit, you need to eat more than tha — oh. Ohhhhh.

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So Long, Sucker

Reader Deb G. has found a pet marmot with a sweet tooth, because it gets to enjoy a lollipop!

But don’t be alarmed, because the little critter also gets healthier food, like watermelon:

And its all-time favorite, corn!

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