Creeping silently, the wily fox hunts its prey, the helpless and innocent bunny rabbit. Driven by its ravenous hunger, the cunning fox must rely upon its keen eyesight and sense of smell to locate the small defenseless creature and devour it without mercy. Its senses tingle; it knows the rabbit is near. And with a sudden burst of speed, the beast attacks!

This gruesome spectacle was witnessed by Andrew Y. (appropriate sound effect)

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Mac Attack

“Oh good, you’re… you’re back. I was hoping you would come soon because… ah… there were some birds eating your mac and cheese. Um, a lot of birds, about ten birds, and I thought to myself ‘Myron,’ (that’s my name, Myron) ‘that nice lady is going to be upset when she comes back and sees that twenty birds ate her mac and cheese.’ So I ate them. All thirty of them. So I’m totally full now, and definitely not eating your mac and cheese.”

“Well-p, look at the time. Think I’ll have a lie-down, digest all these birds.”

What a selfless upstanding citizen, Sharon H.

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Fox Out

“Welcome, Mr. Fox. The first thing you may have noticed about our little prison is that there are no guards. That is because they are not needed. This facility is completely escape-proof, with each cell tailored to the limitations of each prisoner. You may notice, for example, that yours includes a ladder to freedom. Sheer folly, one might think, but since you are unable to grip its bars, merely a harmless decoration. Get used to its mocking presence, Mr. Fox, for you will be looking at that ladder for a very long ti–oh for Pete’s sake!

Never try to outfox a fox, Cheryl S.

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