Excuse me, you’re in my shot…
“You seein’ this, Charlie? I think we took a wrong turn somewhere, man. First off, this lake is a lot bigger than I remember it from last year. And then there’s the tugboat; never saw that before. And now we got freakin’ seagulls, man! I’m telling ya, Charlie, this don’t look like Central Park to me.”
Whatta boid brain, Sharon H.
(Look, I don’t have that much time so just listen. I just saw the cat come out from under your car with a pair of scissors and what I’m pretty sure was brake fluid on his paws, so you’d better check your brakes before aaaaaaand he’s right behind me, isn’t he?)
(So this is what she wants. Some lanky dreamboat with a nice smile and a desk job at some insurance company. What’s he got that I haven’t got? Besides a neck?)
(Can he give you true freedom? Can he show you the thrill of standing atop a raging waterfall and snatching salmon from the air like a god? Has he ever stared at the stars on a clear forest night and just watched them sparkle like they were there just for us? Have you forgotten, Becky? Didn’t that night mean anything?)
(Well, I hope this makes you happy. I hope you like your cookie-cutter ranch house with your two-point-seven children screaming dusk til dawn while you wait for Prince Charming to come home from a hard day of butt-kissing. Have a good life.)
I give it a year, Andrew Y. (via Mashable)
On a chilly day in Edinburgh, Scotland, Amanda Pache was out taking a picture of her friends when suddenly — neeeeaarrrwwmm!! — a cheeky robin flew in for a photobomb. (Be sure to click the arrows in the picture to see the full sequence!)
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bf056zwjZJm/
One of the friends, who also had her camera out, snapped a few more pics of the brave little bird (click arrows to see all).
That’s one rockin’ robin, Elizabeth G.