Ok, I have this all planned down to the second. While everybody is distracted by football and cooking, I sneak on the table and pretend I’m the centerpiece. I have only 30 seconds before my smoke bomb goes off, then I have all the food for myself.
Via Doug the Pug on Twitter.
Is there a dangerous creature living in your home? Your innocent pet may really be a carpet piranha (yappitus chompus), whose razor-sharp teeth can tear the flesh from an ankle in as little as three weeks, with time for naps. Its beige coloring helps it blend into the background, giving its victims no warning of its sudden attack.
Even though this mismatched pair of basket buddies couldn’t look more different, they’re just brothers from other mothers. (via Alice Shortcake)
And then suddenly, in a flash of radiant light, the Bone Fairy appeared before him. “Pupuccio,” she said to him sweetly, “because you are valiant and pure of heart, I grant into you the Magic Bone to make all your wishes come true.”
