How am I supposed to journey to the farthest reaches of the galaxy if people keep dumping their garbage in my spaceship? Do you have any idea what happens when my delicate guidance systems get contaminated with coffee grounds? I crash-land on Venus, that’s what!
Scientists at DuPant Laboratories have successfully bred a dog with synthetic shag fur. “We’ve taken the same durable polyglass fibers in our stain-resistant Pylon® carpeting and used them to breed a pet that’s easy to clean, never sheds, and comes in a variety of coordinated colors,” said a company spokesperson.