How am I supposed to journey to the farthest reaches of the galaxy if people keep dumping their garbage in my spaceship? Do you have any idea what happens when my delicate guidance systems get contaminated with coffee grounds? I crash-land on Venus, that’s what!
We have liftoff, Sharon H.
Got laid off at NBC -- Can I crash here?
The Animal Rescue Site, via Cheryl S.
Which one is today's Tom Sawyer?
Huffington Post, via Sharon G.
"... and the living room gets plenty of morning sun. Now, onto the master bedroom..."
Bored Panda, via Andrew Y.
Somewhere up there's a lamb that looks just like a fish.
The Mind Circle, via Me
I'm amazed so many dogs can even hold cameras.
Digg, via Me
“‘Scuse me, sir, I’m with Sea Patrol. Did you bring any fruit or vegetables into the ocean today? How about fish?” (via Andrew Y.)
Scientists at DuPant Laboratories have successfully bred a dog with synthetic shag fur. “We’ve taken the same durable polyglass fibers in our stain-resistant Pylon® carpeting and used them to breed a pet that’s easy to clean, never sheds, and comes in a variety of coordinated colors,” said a company spokesperson.
We’ll get there when we get there. Now get off my head.
