What Big Lies You Have!

I’m tellin’ ya, that Red Riding Hood chick’s been selling a big fat fairy tale. To start with, I’m domesticated, I ain’t no wolf. Second, I didn’t eat the old lady, she went to Boca Raton for the winter. And as for the housecoat, look — I just feel comfortable in it, all right?

A dog with curly orange fur wears a blue housecoat, a shower cap and curlers on its head.
Don’t judge me.

reading glasses, by istolethetv, licensed under CC BY 2.0

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