Are you a good witch, or a bad witch? If you’re good, I will bless you with many snuggles and lickings. If you’re bad… well, you’ll find out why they call me the Tooth Fairy.
20241025_132946, by vastateparksstaff, licensed under CC BY 4.0
“Hello, campers! After a cookout, you may be tempted to leave behind hot dogs and bits of bacon for the local wildlife, but don’t do it! Instead, bring it to me at the ranger station to make sure it’s properly disposed of.”
BARK Ranger, by vastateparksstaff, licensed under CC BY 4.0
I mean, it all happened so fast. The back door was open, so I go in and catch a nap in this big bin full of stuffed animal pieces. When I wake up I’ve got this head jammed on me and I’m stuffed in a bag that says “Build-a-Bear.” I was going to say something, but the little girl loves me so much. So I guess I’m a bear now.
cat wearing teddy bear costume, by Petful.com, licensed under CC BY 2.0
“No need to thank me, citizen,” declared the mysterious stranger. “For wherever there’s injustice, I’ll be there. When good dogs struggle to climb stairs or run on their stubby little legs, that’s where you’ll find… The Caped Corgi!”
