“Brothers and sisters! And I ask of each and every one of you, on that glorious day of judgement, will you be counted? Is your tail clean and free of sin, or has it dangled in the fetid swamp waters of iniquity? Today you may leap carefree from tree to tree, but are you ready to make that final leap — that leap of faith? Hall-leh-loo-yuh!”
Ring-Tailed Lemur, by Mathias Appel, CC0 1.0 Universal (CC0 1.0)
“Now come forth, my followers, don’t be shy. Kneel before me! Lay your hands upon the Long Belly of Softness and scritch away your sins. It is as the good book commands of thee! All of you are welcome at the Altar of the Qte!!”
I promise, no monkey business! ??
AMEN!!!
Ah, Lemurs seem to be inherently dramatic “go forth and sin no more (after you snag me some appies…).
This guy could maybe convince me to participate in organised religion again IF I got the post of head belley scritcher that is.
The “fetid swamp waters of iniquity” – ha ha ha!
Yes! Yes! ? That is the part that set me chortling! Such a turn of phrase, has our NTMTOM!
The ‘falling snow’ effect is the perfect accent to this!
If only I could animate a little tongue that tries to catch the passing snowflakes…
Oh, that would be supreme!