Due to planned upgrades to vegetation subsystems over the next 48 hours, trees over 28 feet in height may experience random disappearance and reappearance of branches. We apologize for any inconvenient plummeting this may cause.
Serious Squirrel, by Navicore, licensed under CC BY 2.0
Sometimes it’s a good thing I sit kind of off in a corner by myself.
*giggle*
The hovertext! The gaffaw that followed my reading of the hovertext!
Unanticipated Squirrel problems. Lol.
I love squirrels. They are so acrobatic. Great opportunists. I decorated my front porch for Halloween with a variety of pumpkins. Orange, white, blue, bumpy. My decorations turned into a smorgasbord for the squirrels. It took more than a month for them to sample everything. I was so happy they enjoyed themselves.
Sitting in the break room at work, giggling and getting stared at by coworkers. Luckily we’re understaffed, so they won’t commit me for it.
Squirrel: “Aw nuts!”
I’ll never buy a tree from Acme again!