In what experts are calling a major step forward in human/feline relations, two-year-old Buffy Murgenforfer “accidentally” spilled her milk, providing a treat for local cats. In recognition of her generosity, the cats promptly made her an honorary member of the tribe.
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There’s always a catch, isn’t there?
Right, it’s never just the $19.95 deal they advertise.
$19.95 a month, but they never tell you how many months…
But they they show her how to use the litter box?
That picture is going to pop up at her high school graduation, her Valedictorian speech, wedding, and 100th birthday party.
My first thought, too!
I like it that the parent took a moment to get the picture instead of grabbing little ‘Buffy’ off the floor – when you’ve got at least 3 cats and 1 toddler, things are just going to get messy now and then!
I like to imagine the kid is making little “lyurp” noises.
After the glass was upset, little Buffy started to whimper; at that point, the marmie whispered in her ear:
(“Umm,… no sense cryin’ over spilled stuff… why don’t we just slurp up……?…!!”