“But Master Whizzlefygg,” complained Squire Thomas, “when will we be ready to begin our Epic Quest into the Very Scary Castle to defeat the Ultimate Bad Thing and be heroes already?”
“Patience, young apprentice,” Whizzlefygg replied. “We must first assemble the rest of your Heroic Team: the Rogue of Cynical One-Liners, the Kickass Action Babe, the Drunkard of Comedy Relief, and the Big Guy Who Smashes Things.”
"Are you going to drink my milk, odd human?", by andymiccone, CC0 1.0 Universal (CC0 1.0)
It’s essential to have the right team to face the Ultimate Bad Thing…the Great Sucker of Souls…Va’cu’um Cle’a’ner.
Ah yes, many a Dust Bunny in the underground realm of So-Faa was lost to that dreaded beast…
So-faa has evilly claimed many kitteh toys. It’s cold gray facade must be battled by hurling B’arf on it!
I think I’d rather watch this than the typical SyFy movie.
Will our heroes finally unwind the entirety of the White Scroll Of So-faa that is fastened forever to the wall in the Dreaded Room Of Bath? Hopefully before the prophesized Great Flush.
Hahaha. This is fun!
It is!
The Very Scary Castle, a place that you don’t always come out of whole!!
Otherwise known as the dreaded vet’s office 😉
Lol!
You forgot the earnest young stable boy/Galahad-type who dreams of being a knight and dies tragically in a refrigerator.