“… now, if we reticulate the splines across the Z axis, we can observe exponentially harmonicated variations in… excuse me, did someone just say ‘ba-a-a-a’? Please, I must ask that there be no disruptions in class, thank you.
“As I was saying, the hypotenuse of the cross-quadrant tri-lateral equations may be reconciled into a single self-referencing logarithmic matrix… all right, I distinctly heard someone say ‘ba-a-a-a’ again! I must insist that these disruptions cease!
“And in conclusion, the positive factorials in each of these matrices may be plotted as a series of circles around a central axis, producing a sphere, or as it is also known… Yes, that’s right, a ‘ba-a-a-al’. Thank you, whoever said that.”
I always felt sheepish in advanced math class, John B.
Little Bo Peep has come a looong way, baby!
Is that a service lamb? What’s next – Service sloths?
Ohhh! I want a service sloth!!
me, too! I’m queuing up behind you, Gigi!
No wonder I always felt sheepish in math class.
Is that why diplomas are called sheepskins?
Unfortunately, no. Though I’ve played with parchment and vellum as a medieval historian, it always gave me the creeps.
Cool! I’d love to feel what it’s like to work on but, like you, I think I’d feel a bit squeamish about it.
Debg are you really a medieval historian? I would think that is a very fascinating career. I am into a lot of medieval history and would love to go back in time for a couple of days to England or Rome; mind you, I would want to bring antibiotics and tomatoes with me as a start. Eels though, no can’t get into eating eels and it seems just about everybody loved a good eel dish back then.
I am indeed, though I’ve left academia after 15 years to edit knitting magazines. Loved teaching my classes on Medieval Europe and the Roman World (along with ancient Greece, early modern Europe, and the Ancient Near East). The food would have given me the heebity jeebities, though. Roman cuisine especially was really weird.
Murray, you can actually see on vellum and parchment where they scraped the hairs off.
Huzzah!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsxfMZLKsgw
History and knitting? AWESOME.
Eew on actual sheepskin documents. 🙁 I would not even want to touch one.
You don’t like ants dipped in honey? Decayed fish sauce that’s been baked in the sun? A chicken stuffed in a goose, stuffed in a pig stuffed in a cow?
I don’t eat breakfast either so I don’t think that’s too weird.
It’s like a TurDuckEn!
I watched a Dirty Jobs episode where Mike Row (that Mike not our NTMTOM) visited people making handmade vellum. Not pretty. Creepy.
I was visiting someone in Dublin and after we viewed the Book of Kells she told us about seeing a page where the warble fly holes were decorated and there was marginalia that read (in Latin, of course) “I am so cold and tired”.
This is absolutely adorable! But seriously, need to know the back story on this picture. Why is there a lamb in class? How did it get there? Where is this? Your adoring public NTMTOM has to have the details!
What AJ said. Where is this magical land where sheepies go to school?
Agricultural College?
I want to think it’s a therapy sheep!
Where do I sign up to get a therapy sheep?!
Well…I went to a partly agricultural college (they added the vet school after I dropped out) and that room looks VERY familiar – except that the room was a chemistry lecture hall.
I did not do well in that room. ;-(
Me too!! Looks totally familiar. Ag school to try to become a Vet Tech. I could get good grades on paper but was not good with the phlebotomy class. And we were going to have to restrain horses to get certified. I bailed.
I might have paid more attention in math class with a sheep there. Granted, it would have been more attention to the wrong thing, but I would’ve paid more attention.
Yes, but if there was more than one sheep in class, especially math class, naturally you would count them and then fall asleep. zzzzz 😀
Sleeping in class was not something I needed help with. 😀
That made as much sense to me as when I was in school, the teacher could have been speaking Chinese and it would have made no difference to my level of understanding.
Obviously someone’s Lambda Calc class….
Tom had three full bags of wool…
I hate word problems.
NTMTOM, you could have had a career in politics! You have a real flair for plausible gibberish.
Look at that face. Actually, looking at it is easy. Looking away is hard. It’s super adorable.
Sheeps and cats and other creatures are invading our educational system. Know thy enemy so that you may one day strategically POUNCE AND NOM HIS OR HER NOSIE OFFFFFF!
OMG this is the greatest thing I have ever seen. MANY thanks for posting!!!! 🙂
OMG this is for real….
http://www.mercurynews.com/san-jose-neighborhoods/ci_28630970/san-jose-leland-high-school-issues-student-body
And it’s fabulous. Thanks so much!
Haha! My favorite quote from the article: “I only have so much time to devote to my cat’s social life.”
Yup!
I just Liked Bubba’s FB page. Awesome story.
And this reminds me, what’s going on with Li’l Bub?
That would be so awesome if the student’s name was Mary!
Ha!
Someone voted this Thumbs DOWN….why????
I actually had a similar scenario back when I taught juco. I was teaching a basic algebra class, and each time I turned my back to write on the board, someone would make a loud groan, the sound a stereotypical disgusted teenager makes in a TV show. It was the first day of class, and I was trying to be cheerful and encouraging. The material was basic first-day-of-class review stuff. Finally, I’d had enough of the dramatic moans, and I turned around ready to say that I wasn’t grading on attendance, so anyone who found the material groan-worthy was welcome to go find something more exciting to do! As I opened my mouth, I heard the groaning sound again– coming from a student’s service dog, a yellow labrador who was napping under her desk.
Wonderful story!
Labradors are so not into algebra!
Well, I used Google Image Search on the photo, and found a possible candidate for the site it originally came from; it has something that LOOKS like it says Metro News in the site title, and the article has a closeup photo of a lamb above the photo we have here. I got Google to translate some of the text (from the Google summary, not the page itself, for reasons I am about to explain) and it does refer to taking a pet to class. HOWEVER, the page is in Dutch (or at least that’s what Google Translate reports) and within seconds of bringing it up, the page itself is obscured by a consent form — something about the cookie policy, I think — which is ALSO (naturally; as it should be) in Dutch, so I have no idea what I’d be agreeing to, so I can’t click it and get back to the page itself to have more of the story translated.
So, any Dutch speakers want to look into this?
http://tmgonlinemedia.nl/consent/consent/?return=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.metronieuws.nl%2Fnieuws%2Fkoffiepauze%2F2016%2F02%2Fleerling-neemt-lammetje-mee-naar-klaslokaal&clienttime=1456389606122&version=0&detect=true
Thank you for doing that for us, and welcome to the site!
You’re welcome. And thanks to Murkle46 for the follow-up research. I was a longtime CO fan (like many of us here, I suspect), though I may have used a different name there. I may have even used a different name HERE; is this the first time I’ve commented in all this time? Anyway, as with most CO fans, you were my favorite writer (not to disrespect the efforts of any of the others), so as soon as you announced this site, I started reading here, too. Thanks for keeping the cuteness flag flying.
On World Animal sometimes allowed to take your dog, cat or hamster to school. But usually there are strict rules surrounding the pets. Reddit user dyakobian was surprised by a fellow student who had taken a lamb to school. The animal kept him close eye.
“Someone has his pet to class today captured and kept staring at me,” he writes in the photo apparently someone thought that “Take your lamb to school – day. Was.
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In a sweater-clad creature was apparently nothing to the lesson and found the student in the row behind his owner a lot more interesting. Someone on the forum wondered if perhaps someone had asked “service animal”. Like a seeing-eye dog.
Thank you for finding this G M S.I looked for a while and the closest I got was maybe Australia?I am happy to see how many people are enjoying the photo I sent in!Thanks!
(You can click on the consent form,using right click,and select translate to english.Then it said it needed to use cookies and the big green tab was the “agree” tab.)
Don’t know about you guys, but this thread has made me so happy I could incubate a sprinkler!