I am on a journey; a journey with no beginnings or ends, only middles. My mind is the chariot; my will, the horses; my spirit, the map; my memory, the glove compartment where I keep the map and also breath mints. What course do I set? Do I forge my path through the dark, untrammeled thicket of Individuality, or do I stroll serenely across the spotless shores of Individuality, which is the same thing but sounds better? Or is it best to follow the madding crowd, plying them with listicles about ten kitties who totally own Arbor Day and Disney princesses reimagined as postal workers?
Figi with a Jade Photobomb!, by toritoons, licensed under CC BY 2.0
Classic NTMTOM. Listicles. Beautiful kitteh. Philosophical maunderings. Or is it psychological? Or just psycho? Did we mention the beautiful kitteh? Why are we here?
Definitely one for the coffee table book – especially the last sentence, but really all of it – spot-on!
Deep thoughts, kitty…deep!
The little white kitty is a metaphorical wink, no?
I’m sorry to hear that your thicket remains untrammeled. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
(Glad to know the cats have more on their minds than In? or Out?)
Goto meditation phrase, “Ohhmmmmmmgollywannapoopoo.”
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Most excellent! I love gentleman kitties.
Hands Debg a parachute.
Figi has been reading Plato again, eh? When will cats learn to stick with empiricism?
I had to google ‘listicle’ cause I thought maybe it was kind of a dessert like a creamsicle? 😀
Aaand now I am hungry for ice cream…
I’m totally up for them Arbor Day kitties.
Oreo kitty. If you only want middles, than this is the perfect kitty for you.
At first I thought this was Henri, the Pseudo-French kitty…..
He also has a white kitty sidekick, whom he habitually downgrades as obtuse, dumb, etc….
I just love black and white kitties; they often come across as philosophical…..and also very funny….;
Out of curiosity, where do you stick the unused wads of paper napkins and ketchup packets if your glove box is full of breath mints?