“This is it boys, I’m going in. These are the moments when a man learns what he’s made of, and what he believes in. When Dame Opportunity opens up her treasure chest of fortune and glory to anyone brave enough to reach out and grab what’s inside. Tell Mother I love her, in case I don’t come back. Because as God is my witness, no matter if it kills me, I’m going to get that damn plastic whistle.”
It’s magically redonkulous, Margaret R. (See video on Facebook.)
“Tell mother I love her”???? What a hoot. As are these silly raccoons – I didn’t realize they dunked their whole heads when they fed in a stream (or bowl of milk) And the catching of the breath!!!!???
Jacques Racoo Cousteau et hees teem are di-ving into zee depths of zee Keebble Reef to deteer-meene eef zee human activitee has prooveen daytreemental to zee corals and zee fishes (don’ touchy zee fishies).
Round o applause for ^oo^.
Yes, well done!
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OMG raccoons!!!!
Meeelllk in deeee eyyeeees! Must. keep. them. shuuuuuttt!
Ohmygod, when they come up for air! I’m dyin’ here!!
I always knew that racketycoons “washed” their food in puddles or ponds and such, but I never knew that they dove in nose first! What a hoot! What a snootful!
It’s the ones at the bottom that taste the best 😀
Those have to be the most enthusiastic trash pandas I have EVER seen!
I’m not sure I understand the thinking here – simply slurping is not fast enough? The meeelks is sooo good you have to put your whole head in it while drinking to fully experience the wonderfulness that is meeelks?
How do they hold their breath and drink at the same time!!!!? Is the raccoon going for some kind of free diving record??
Hilarious.
Maybe they have muscles in their nose that can close their nostrils so they can still slurp the milk but not breathe it. Nothing would surprise me from trash pandas.
Like seals. Lol. I. Don’t. Think. So. Lol!!
Then maybe they have tiny scuba masks in there LOL
Stunt coordinators with air tubes. That’s it!!
LMAO!! Reminds me of the Disney movie Aristocats:
Abigail Goose: He takes to water like a fish, doesn’t he?
A very enthusiastic–
[O’Malley tugs on their tailfeathers, they shiek]
Amelia Goose: No! Now, this is no time for fun and games.
[They laugh, watching bubbles coming from where O’Malley was.. Laughing fades]
Abigail: Gracious me. You don’t suppose–
Amelia: Oh yes. Yes, I do. Bottoms up!
[They turn over and look underwater, then turn back]
Both: Deeper!
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A portal to the other side of the Meelky Way! Hard to hold your breath long enough for the time travel to kick in.
NTMTOM, Randall. That alone is funny. Randall Raccoon. Rocky Racoon’s accountant?