“I love seeing all you sheep! I get the best sheep at my rallies, they’re yuuge! The rallies, I mean, not the sheep. Well, the sheep too, but it’s OK because you’re all gonna get fleeced, and then you’re gonna feel great. So much lighter. You’re gonna get bored from all the fleecing, that’s how much I’m gonna fleece you. Now let’s all chant the call-and-response loyalty oath.”
https://youtu.be/QcE5aDTszrY?end=62&rel=0
Submitterated by loyal campaign worker Thérèse B.
Much cuter than the folks at an actual Trump rally!
Smarter, too.
Seriously.
And a lot less scary!
THIS is just the funniest thing EVER! Love it! NTMTOM, you outdid yourself with this one. It deserves to become a classic. The only thing missing is a large mutton with a red comb-over. Am still giggling. 😀
“Nobody likes my opponent. Nobody. They all think he’s just a ba-a-a-a-d guy.”
He’s a blaaaaack sheep I tell you!
Is the sheep out in front some kind of ring leader?
Sheep in front does not appear to be responding with the others–she’s too cool to follow the crowd!
She’s a Bernie supporter.
Yea! A Bernie-supporting sheep!??
Are you sheepish? You don’t LOOK sheepish.
“Vote for me?”
“Nahahah.”
Ever been dissed by a sheep?
Baa – ram – ewe! Bar – ram- ewe!
It’s a movement. It’s Eeewwweeege!!
Hilarious and surprisingly accurate.
Hee, hee, I read that as “eeee- weeee- geeee.
That too!
Not exactly related but reminds me of the video of the farmer who brings his cows in to feed by playing the trombone-at least I think it was a trombone…yup, it was a trombone: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qs_-emj1qR4
Yes, that was so great. It’s amazing how cows respond to music. Rabbits not so much. I’m a singer and my rabbits head for cover when I sing. Everybody’s a critic.
One of my cats used to hide under the couch when I’d sing… but I am most definitely not a singer and can understand her fear 🙁
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NTMTOM, you have channeled the Donald perfectly! Hilarious! I need laughs like this to get through this ridiculous campaign!
Amen.
That reminds me of many years ago, in the dim and distant past, when one of my elderly relatives kept turkeys. Domestic turkeys have to be THE dumbest birds that ever walked on two legs, but they would respond just like these sheep. “Say hi to Laura!” “Gobble gobble gobble!” Etc. It was quite impressive to a young ‘un.
But the sheep are far more unexpected, which makes them much funnier. And then your perfect capture of The Donald’s speech pattern just seals the deal, Mike! Maybe YOU should run for Prez!
Reminds me of conversations with my cat Rosie…
“What do you want, sweetie?”
“MROW”
“How about a treat?”
“MROW”
“A banana, maybe?”
“MROW”
“Hot fudge sundae with extra sprinkles?”
“MROW”
Obviously one of us needs a translator.
I’m sure she was telling you to have that hot fudge sundae.
I’m sure you’re right. And who am I to argue with a cat? 😉
Never argue with a cat.
“The sheep’s a liar!”
HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
Collusion.