“(Yeah, I used to be a model, but being a mom is so much better than money and travel… Ow, I think Daphne’s teething… Sure, it was a glamorous life, but it couldn’t last forever… Ugh, one of them just farted… What was the name of that ski instructor? The one in Switzerland? He was cute… Anyway, I like being a mom, so much more rewarding than any… Alphonse, that was his name.)”
Via #cuteness on Twitter.
Immediately thought of this song!
Wow, another belly buster – this is hilarious. ❣ so “Rechercher Du Temps Perdu”.
Hmm…I count 7. Lucky number?
The very picture of grim resignation!
Ski instructor in Switzerland. Must have been a St Bernard. Yes, a St Bernard named Alphonse.
The look says it all !
This is for all the moms out there. It’s very funny because it’s very true. It’s a Facebook link, I couldn’t find it on youtube maybe NTOM can embed it or something.
That. Was. AWESOME!! ?
the bit with the knife cracked me up.
Personally I love this creepy gem.
Too, too funny.?
That is so amazing. Where are my apps? That says it all for parenting in the age of electronics.
Fabulous rewrite of O Fortuna!
Wow, this lady needs a spa day.
https://i.chzbgr.com/full/6130961664/hF2C8225C/
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I volunteer to babysit while she gets her well earned break!
Kin I he’p???? Purdy pleeeeeease?