Please! Don’t Leave Me!

Not That Mike The Other Mike

Every day you leave me alone in this house of horrors? Who will protect me from the evil letter carrier and the Rectangular Death Packets he shoves through the door slot? Who will shield me from the Giant Shadows that follow me wherever I go? What if the Carpet Sharks eat me? OK, I made that last one up, but still…

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14 thoughts on “Please! Don’t Leave Me!”

  1. Smartypants July 4, 2016 / 8:50 am

    It’s OK, sweetie, I’ll come over and keep you company. We’ll make Jiffy Pop and watch the ‘Twilight Zone’ marathon!

  2. Karen Neale July 4, 2016 / 9:16 am

    “Rectangular Death Packets” LOL!

    • Faye July 4, 2016 / 2:02 pm

      At least! Rectangular bills are bad enough.

  3. Murray C. July 4, 2016 / 9:28 am

    Who could resist those pleading eyes. (Ooooh, sounds like a C&W song!)

    • Murray C. July 4, 2016 / 11:11 am

      Wow, wobbegongs and dugongs – what other kinds of gongs are fish named??? Oh, my.

      • allein July 4, 2016 / 11:44 am

        This gong’s pretty fishy…

        • Murray C. July 4, 2016 / 12:54 pm

          ?

        • Duckie July 4, 2016 / 1:37 pm

          It’s also gorgeous!

    • debg July 4, 2016 / 3:34 pm

      Wow, I have that same sewing pattern and have made that bed a few times for my beasties!

      Watching a cat sleeping inside a fish tickles me immensely.

  5. Gigi_the cat lady July 4, 2016 / 12:27 pm

    This little guy is breaking my heart!

  6. ffleur2 July 4, 2016 / 12:38 pm

    If you leave him alone, his only recourse will be to have 15 naps!

    • ffleur2 July 4, 2016 / 1:25 pm

      Before noon….

  7. amyliz July 4, 2016 / 5:13 pm

    I would have to take early retirement and have all my meals delivered to my apartment in order to never leave this little cutie alone!

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