Do your dinner parties lack that sparkle of witty conversation? Are your family dinners dull and unenlightening? Turn your next meal into a feast for the mind with Snodsbury Farm’s HI-Q™ brand Sentient Dinner Rolls! Each HI-Q dinner roll has thousands of fascinating facts and snappy bon mots baked right in!
Professor Booboo via Deviant Art.
Are you sure that’s fresh? Looks likes it’s getting a little fuzzy to me…
That is sooooooooo adorable! Does it come in gluten free? If not, no worry. I’ll take a dozen anyway.
If you take a dozen you might have several dozen before long.
Ha!
The trouble with tribbles.
Hide the quadrotriticale!
and the Klingons!
And this is bad because…
I’ll have mine buttered. Thank you.
Besides Chihuahuas (all dogs) and cats, my most favorite pet is Peeeegs. Love them.
I think this peeeeg might be the Agent for all the other Peeeegs. Gets 10% and uses it for hair dye of that particular shade of blonde.
On the morning radio this morning, they were running a contest where the callers had to identify animals based on sounds they make. I would have gotten them all right if I was one of the callers! One was a peeeg.
I love peeeeg calls and twittering. The loud calling cracks me up. The twittering is such a soothing sound. Maybe someday…
We had one when the kids were young. They couldn’t figure out why I named it ‘Squeaky’ before they heard what it sounded like when it was hungry and wanted its veggies!! After the first couple of days, they understood!! They are wonderful intelligent pets.
We’ve had them when my daughter was small.
Adorable, sweet critters. Love their wee mouths.
Remember, they are related to capybaras! They have those wonderfully long upper lips – so adorable. I want one. I do remember everyone telling me that they pee a lot and are somewhat stinky. But you know what, that could be said of anybody.?
Lol! If you really keep up with their habitat they are fine. If I remember correctly they seem to know not to pee or poop on you when you hold them. And they don’t bite.
And their teensy feet! How DO they balance themselves on those little trotters?
Low center of gravity.
The fine print on these rolls doesn’t tell you that you may get smarter, but you may also get a hairball.
Wait– no, “Twelve essential vitamins and philosophers” jokes/puns yet? Must be the heat– Ok, I will start… This roll will make your next party dinner Plato come to life!
Socrates to me! (Laugh In Joke).
If I eat another one I’m going to have to make my belt Luther. I’ll have to be carried away in Descartes.
Awe inspiring. I Kant top that. It Appears to me like you have thrown out the Immanuel.
And double ha!
I’ll have to Sartre studying (Sidd)hartha. Buddha I don’t often have the time.
Ha!
Nietzsche!
Bless you.
You’s guyss, crack me up! 😀 😀
Guinea loaves may be more powerful than cat loaves.
“Sentient Dinner Rolls” would be an awesome band name. 😀