Hello, Stacey. It’s your old friend, Bitsy Bear. You remember me, don’t you, Stacey? You loved me. You used to play with me all the time. You told me that we would be together forever. But then you got that dog, and you didn’t play with me anymore. Did you, Stacey? You took it to our favorite park and let it watch our favorite cartoons and even laughed when it tore my head off and thrashed me against the wall. That made me mad, Stacey. I began having angry thoughts. Thoughts no teddy bear ought to have. But it’s all right now, Stacey. I made things better. Like they used to be. Now you’ll love me again. Now we can be together forever. How do you like me now, Stacey? How–do–you–like–me–now,–Stacey?
Slashmitted by Tina M. via Instagram.
Uh oh, NTMtom’s on a tear! (Hey, it’s an unintended pun – just a little one, mind, but….)
This is absolute perfection – the story, the picture, OMG, Mike is on a roll today! This is in the top 5 of best posts EVER!! I literally had to clap my hand over my mouth to prevent the snorts of laughter from coming out (I’m at work, supposedly doing work) then I silent laughed til I cried.
Not a fan of horror movies but I’d watch this.
I’m with AJ–this one had me snortlaffing so I wouldn’t disturb the whole office.
*gasp* You FIEND!! *hides my teddy bear’s eyes*
“Slashmitted” LOVE IT.
NTMTOM, I take my head, er, hat, off to you. Perfection.
Despite all the horror, I just wanna boop that nose… *boop*
This is from the Harlow and Sage Instagram page. If you haven’t already checked it out, you really should. The 3 dogs (Harlow, Indiana and Reese) are totally adorable!
Thanks for the tip – great pix! I think Weimaraners are born photogenic – but those Dachshunds are awfully cute too!