“And I say unto ye, my brothers and sisters, when ye spin in the wheel of Life, spin not in a counter-clockwise direction, for it is an abomination unto The Hand! Only through a life of righteous clockwise scampering and frolic may we please The Hand and make ourselves worthy to receive its bounteous gifts of sunflower seeds and the occasional grape!”
Via Imgur.
He’s not being, you know, sarcastic or anything, is he??? (what an incredibly well-timed picture)
Can I join their cult? It’s gotta be better than the Monday I’m having..
It is so dangerous to browse this page at work. *holds in chortles*
But sometimes it’s what gets you through the day..
Parable Of Ham. Doesn’t sound kosher to me.
Ham. Kosher. Get it? Sigh. That’s all I got.
Not Ken Ham, I hope…
I had to google him. Oy!
Definitely treyf. But certainly cute
LOL – remembering my days as a diligent Sunday School pupil, I recall there actually was a fellow named Ham in the Bible. Old Testament, I think. But I forget what he did that was notable.
Ham was one of Noah’s sons. He gets cursed because he saw passed-out-drunk Noah naked.
Now isn’t that a turnip for the books – why should he get cursed when it was Noah in a compromising position?????
Because our god is an awesome god?
(Terrible Christian pop song reference.)
Then it must be true.
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Well that makes as much sense than any of the speech that were heard recently, in fact I think it makes more sense!
Elmer Pantry!
Gaack! I love that face! Funny little kitten.
Oh gosh that is a deep reference.
Much grinning here!?