“Hello, who are you? I will scan you now. Scan complete. You appear to be a young girl suffering from frequent size changes. Recommendation: One side will make you grow taller, and the other side will make you grow shorter.”
Photographed in Warsaw, Poland by Jarek Skorski. Via Imgur.
What a great looking little guy. He needs some sort of head dress, I feel – I know we have some clever people out there who could accomplish this!? I’m thinking turban a la Johnny Carson’ s Karnak.
I think anyone who is old enough to remember Carnac the magnificent (like myself) is to old to know how to Photoshop a turban on a caterpillar LOL!!
I’m afraid that is very likely to be true. Time left is short and I don’t want to spend any of it crying tears of frustration trying to use/fix yet another technological doodad . ( I am waving a virtual cane and shouting “You kids get off my lawn.”)
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I could probably do a passable photoshop job, except for the fact that I don’t have photoshop on my computer.
Ditto.
Pixlr express, my friend!
After seeing the other submissions on this page, I might want to take back my claim. I used to do some photoshop at work but left that department a long time ago (and in fact, that department no longer exists). Mostly it was just scanning book covers and correcting color and ‘shopping out any marks or scratches.
Kodalai ; I am curious to know what Pixlr Express is??
It’s a web-based photo editor.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pixlr
https://pixlr.com/express/
I use Juxtaposer. You have a base photo and put photos on top erasing the bits you want erased. 🙂
How can something so icky be so cute?
On a side note, I noticed last week that the bunnies and pigs at the park near where I work now have nameplates on their houses. One of the bunnies is Baymax.
The pigs are Cosmo, Jerry, George, and Elaine. Which is funny because I’ve never seen more than 2 pigs out in the pen at the same time (they have a little shed I guess they spend most of their time in…perhaps because they don’t seem to have any mud to roll around in unless it rains). I had no idea there were four of them.
I think this little guy looks exactly like what a caterpillar pushing magic mushrooms in Wonderland would look like!
But I think “Alice” needs a manicure LOL!
It’s Absolem! He needs a hookah. With some smoke swirling about his head.
I have a Jefferson Airplane song in my head. Guess which one.
I’m not sure. I suppose I’d have to go… consult somebody. 😉
Go ask Alice. I think she’ll know.
Win!! I was just thinking of that song, now I have an earworm for the rest of the day.
One pill makes you larger, one pill makes you small and the pills that mother gives you don’t do anything at all. Go ask Alice when she’s ten feet tall.
I get the impression that my age is showing, and that I reeeeally might not want to know what this song is.
(sneaks over to Duckie and whispers) – it’s “Go Ask Alice” from Jefferson Airplane – late ’60s.
I tried to Photoshop something XD
Emailed it in since it’s larger than 50kb
This may be our first-ever Photoshop contest. First, from Haha:
And from Andrew Y.
BREEEEEEEEEEL-yant, both of you!
Thank you both! I love it!!! Wow, even the shadow of the hookah! Well observed.
Andrew’s is prreeeettttttyyyyy. 🙂
Nods head.
Ty, yours are awesome too! :3
Ty everyone else as well 😀
I say it’s a photofinish and a tie for Ha Ha and Andrew Y. ???
But wait, there’s MORE! This is also from Haha, and it’s for Shan:
Exactly what this “blorphus” caterpillar needed! Thank you.!
Trippy.
Oh, you guys! Those Photoshops are wonderful!
We are not worthy! *Bows down with arms extended* Great job, photoshoppers!
I laughed at the funny and cried at the cute and now I got tears running down my cheeks and hubby hasn’t the slightest idea what’s wrong with me.
And autocorrect, as soon as I typed “what’s”, filled in “wrong with me”. Typical. One of the very few times it gets it right, and it turns out to be insulting.
There’s nothing wrong with you Duckie or if there is then we are all in the same boat of which I’m glad to be a passenger.
Faye jumps in boat. But without a paddle.
Haha jumps in upstream and floats. Waves in a hopefull manner that there is room in the boat. 🙂
Duckie?
You rang?
That u above? Cute u r.
Yes I are. Thank you
And fuzzy!
I find caterpillars pretty freaky, but I have to admit this little guy is kind of cute.
A message from the Caterpillar Reputation Anti- Wrecking League (C.R.A.W.L.):
As upstanding citizens of the insect world, we must protest against this relentless stereotyping of caterpillars as drug-addled ne’er-do-wells. Many caterpillars hold positions of respect and authority within the bug community. It is unfortunate that a certain Victorian children’s book author once chose to slander our good name with such an offensive portrayal of a member of our noble race.
Please think twice before you Photoshop a caterpillar on the internet. Thank you.
oh my god!! this post is the gift that keeps on giving!!!!
you are ALL brilliant.
I too, am a member of C.R.A.W.L. for I have not yet met a caterpillar of ill repute.
Well done!??
Pfft! (snortlaughing) – well done, Benvolio!
Applause!!!!
Y’all are brilliant! Photoshop, wit and silliness. You make my day brighter!
Since school started I’ve hardly had time to visit here. ? Didn’t realize how much time I actually spent at this site over the summer! I am in withdrawl! Usually try to see the previous day’s posts in the morning, for a bright start to my long day!☕️☕️☕️☕️