I swear I didn’t take your sandal. Or chew on the carpet. Or paint the guest bathroom lime green. Or buy $900 worth of spatulas on QVC. Or… Look, could you tell me why you’re looking at me like that and what exactly is it that I did that I totally didn’t do?
Via Imgur.
I’m guessing it has something to do with that lone flip flop that is right next to you totally by coincidence and you don’t know how it got there…?
It was the kat …
Definitely the kat.
Whatever you did, that face guarantees forgiveness.
Eyebrow dots = absolution. Definitely.
What you did is turn me into a puddle of goo, how can I work after this? All I want is gaze into those puppy dog eyes for the rest of my life!
Gah. This is how they get away with it. My cat managed to trail poopy kitty litter onto my freshly changed bedsheets this morning. And then did that purry rollover thing. Needless to say, I did not strangle her.
Oh, the purry rollover thing will get you every time. My cat at adds the cute folded-front-paws-on the chest thing, with the back feet curled slightly like little ferns and the wide-eyed innocent look on her face… I KNOW I’m being manipulated, but resistance is futile. ?
Puppeh, you can buy all the spatulas you want. And maybe some whisks too.
I believe him. Those eyes would not lie.
” No touchy da flip flop”?
Not related to the post, but I’m in Las Vegas and I went to the Shark Reef Aquarium at Mandalay Bay yesterday. I went up to the tank where they have the rays, and they announced that the rays had just been fed, so we couldn’t touch them while they were eating. So of course I said, “No touchy da fishy!” and busted up laughing. Got some strange looks but oh well, I’ll never see these people again anyway. 😛
? I love when funny words become part of your personal lexicon. We had a family friend who, instead of saying “vice versa” said, without knowing she was wrong, “vice reverse” and we say that ALL the time now – without really thinking about it we’ve said it so often. We get funny looks sometimes, too. I daresay “incubating a sprinkler” could achieve such status as could “chest last view” instead of “c’est la vie” – a recent addition courtesy auto correct and one of our Canadian friends, I think – I can’t remember – make yourself know, take credit!?
I, too, would find no fault with this pup despite the obvious chicanery. OH! I got my CUTETROPOLIS CALENDAR today – and there’s a picture of Mike on it! He’s a cutey.
And there are so many good days to celebrate – turns out my birthday is on Pasta Day!
Mine is out for delivery with my local post office. 🙂
Although, even if it’s delivered today I won’t get it until the weekend unless I have some other reason to go to my parents’ house before then (and I hope I don’t because I don’t feel well today).
I’m not buying the puppy dog eyes act. Whatever you did, it deserves to be punished with 100 snout kisses, little dog. And maybe 100 more for things you’re planning to do, and then some for things you thought about doing but didn’t.
And then some for all the things that haven’t occurred to him yet.
When we went to get Joey from the shelter, we had the kids with us. I knew better than to take them back to see ALL the dogs. I went back and had just a few brought out to meet us in a separate little “meet me” room. Walking along all the cages I came across a morsel just like the one above but without the eyebrow dots. I looked at that expression and said, “Oh boy, if I bring you out, I know you will be the one going home with us”
Good memories. Go ahead and get into all the shenanigans little pupster.
Pup, whatever you did, I’m sure it was my fault, not yours. Can I get you a couple of chewy toys? Anything?!?!?