Bring cuteness and joy into your home, with the amazing Kitten-o-Matic 4500!™ This revolutionary device produces a brand new kitten every second! Comes with three settings: Off, On, and Cat Lady, which disables the other two settings.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGv3kjHo4pO/?taken-by=matatabi_neko_house
I assume it goes to eleven, Murray C.
I counted 9. Or some of them went in the back and came out again…
I count 8. Where am I missing… Oh, the one that’s half there at the beginning.
I’ve struggled all my life to not become a Cat Lady just because I’m an exact fit for the clique. But this would be my undoing.
Gaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh! I need 10 please, for Christmas gifts. Yeah, all gifts. Well, maybe I’ll keep one for myself.
I counted 9 as well.
I’m dialing it up to Cat Lady setting for sure.
If I buy the 4500 Model is the 4500.1 going to become available the next day? Probably.
Looks like the default set is Cat Lady mode. And I NEED at least one in my house.
They’re so soft and fluffy!
It’s like a clown car, only cute instead of scary 😀
Unless you’re a pug .
?snerk!
Now’s the time to use my stolen clown joke:
If approached by a group of clowns…
Go for the Juggler
:i
Rimshot!
Hawhaw
I know! Isn’t it awful! 😀
Here, it cracks me up as it is so awful it needs some game show sound effects:
https://youtu.be/1ytCEuuW2_A
and yes, it has been one of THOSE (last couple of) days.
The Floof Setting is turned up to 11!
Do I detect a “This is Spinal Tap” reference! Bravo!
P.S. I know what to ask Santa for this year…the-kitten-o-matic!
Yes! One of my favorite movies.When I saw it in a theater, it was hard to hear sometimes because of all the laughing.
Man, you send in a post about cute cats and what does Mike do but turn it into a TV commercial for cats – I LOVE it – “It’s what I like about you” as the song goes.
My name says it all ????
Sounds like you have already qualified. ?
I want them all. Actually, I NEED them all after the week I’ve had at work.
Hang in there! Tomorrow is Friday!
And we thought this was just an April Fool’s Day prank…
See, those of you who are resisting the siren song of catladydom just need to embrace the crazy. I did a few years ago and I’ve never been happier! Send me 5 of these doodads, please!
Doodads. Love it.
Where can I get one of these “magic boxes” ?
Just the antidote for this crazy election season!
Heck, even one of the candidates admitted to “watching cat GIFs” as an escape from the nastiness!
And no, I WON’T go there…
Hahahaha
Example of kitten mitosis in the first part.
Wouldnt it be great if instead of getting bigger after they eat,they split into two identical kittens?
Mitosis! (My-toesies?) Perfect.
I’ll call a meeting. Let’s get working on that now. Shhh wait till we submit the patent.
Flashbacks to the episode of Big Bang Theory where Sheldon does just that after too much Thai food.
I could use a couple of these boxes.
I’m going to dare to post a link to Cyriak’s Welcome to Kitty City. It fits the theme of the Kitten-O-Matic but I warn y’all, the music is obnoxious and the images are bizarre!
what drug is the creator on? This has nightmare qualities to it. I love kitties, but….?
6 Rabbits, the next video is of rabbits. It’s bizarre too but the “Bun-o-Matic” quality involved is awesome.
What next video?
It’s like Max Fleischer on acid!
But the monstera are all law-abiding, obeying all the traffic signals!
I really enjoy Cyriak’s animations. Many of them have a fascinating recursive quality to them, suggesting growth that goes on forever.
Never knew these existed. Instant fan. Wow.
Fractals.
Oh. I love fractals. Now I get it! Even more impressive.
The Fractopolyps
Whatever he’s on, I want some!
Calvin’s duplicator gone wild??
I just want to say: this place sometimes feels like a much-needed refuge amidst of the insanity of the world.
Yes, this place is a much nicer brand of insanity.
We’re all mad here. But in the most cute way possible.
It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Different kinda mad but this matches my mood today.
Hope it’s only temporary, that it leaves you soon and in a happy place.
I woke up with a sinus headache which is somewhat better but not entirely. My coworker is irritating me. And it’s effing freezing in my office.
On the up side, today is my mom’s birthday (I found 15 birthday images – cakes, flowers, balloons, Snoopy & Woodstock – and set up 15 emails with send delays so they’ll send to her every hour from 10am – 11pm, then the last one at 11:59), and we’re going out to dinner tonight for both our birthdays since they were away for mine. And it’s Friday. Though tomorrow I’m taking my car for an oil change, which won’t cost me anything, but I expect they’ll find something else that should be done by now, since I’m somewhat overdue. Maybe I’ll get some reading done while I wait.
May you have a better day and your mother a wonderful birthday! You are awesome to remember her like this. May your car give you a belated birthday present of a clean bill of health!
thanks 🙂
I went and sat by the window with a book and a cup of tea after I ate lunch. I seriously could have just fallen asleep in my comfy chair. We need a nap room.