How to Make a Maru Muffin

Ingredients required: One Maru
Instructions: Place Maru in small mixing bowl. That’s it.

My kind of easy recipe, Andrew Y.

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25 thoughts on “How to Make a Maru Muffin

  1. Andrew November 26, 2016 / 12:32 pm

    One dozen to go please :3
    XD

  2. Dubravkamcvmd November 26, 2016 / 12:34 pm

    I love the way he oh so patiently works out how to wedge himself into too small containers.

  3. Elaine C Williamson November 26, 2016 / 12:51 pm

    You would swear cats were boneless the way that can squeeze themselves into tight places.
    But then Maru usually tries to get in something too small for him. ?

    • Emmberrann November 26, 2016 / 1:03 pm

      If Maru fits (sort of), he sits!

  4. jlamusings November 26, 2016 / 1:15 pm

    Why are smooshed fuzz and toebeans so adorable???? Ok, now I must go snuggle my cats forcibly. 😀

  5. Stephanie November 26, 2016 / 1:16 pm

    On Maru’s website, the caption is “The inside is complicated.” Indeed!

  6. Murray C. November 26, 2016 / 1:58 pm

    He somehow manages to convince us he’s comfortable – hmmmmm, I wonder. I did love his nose coming out to sniff the camera. AND, speaking of the camera, how do they keep it so steady???

    • Smartypants November 26, 2016 / 4:44 pm

      Yes – the giant, super-close-up chin at the top of the shot is priceless! And then I thought the video froze, but it was just Maru’s deliberate pace…

  7. allein ? November 26, 2016 / 2:05 pm

    “We’re gonna need a bigger bowl!”

    Maru: No, this is fine, really.

    • Dulcie November 26, 2016 / 2:16 pm

      Talk about your muffin tops…!

      • allein ? November 26, 2016 / 2:25 pm

        At least this kind is cute. 😉

        • Dulcie November 26, 2016 / 2:39 pm

          Yes!
          Do you have a thing (negative that is!) about “muffin tops” too?? I wasn’t fond of that look at all!!

          • allein ? November 26, 2016 / 2:43 pm

            I see people at work wearing too-small clothes and wonder if they looked in the mirror before leaving the house. I also often think, “that can’t be comfortable…”

            • Faye November 26, 2016 / 4:28 pm

              At my age I look at young people and think, “they have no clothes on”. But in 1968 I dressed that way too.

            • Murray C. November 26, 2016 / 5:11 pm

              Funny about wearing too-small clothes – it has the opposite effect that what’s intended – they look like they’ve gained weight and grew out of their clothes. I’ve been noticing the trend in men’s suits – they look like they’re wearing their little brother’s suit. The coats are so short that the tie hangs out below.

              • allein ? November 26, 2016 / 5:48 pm

                I hate that ankle-length pants and no socks look. Nick Cannon did that on America’s Got Talent all last season and it looks so weird.

            • Blue Footed Booby November 29, 2016 / 12:29 pm

              Some people (eg me) gain all weight in a spare tire around their middle such that they have muffin top even when not wearing clothes. Thus pants fitting and muffin top aren’t mutually exclusive. Only solution is losing weight. My approach was cutting a liter off my weekly rum allotment.

    • debg November 26, 2016 / 2:58 pm

      I used to show Maru videos at the beginning of my college history courses–good way to get everybody laughing, and then we could focus on the class. Maru’s “Very small boxes video” was a surefire winner, especially when he packed himself into that magazine file box. One semester, I had a deaf student who had signers, and that was when I learned that the ASL sign for “muffin top” was just what you’d expect: two hands at the waist jiggling the weight of an overflowing belly.

      • Dulcie November 26, 2016 / 5:18 pm

        Oh DebG that is so interesting (and so funny) about the ASL for muffin top!

  8. Faye November 26, 2016 / 3:40 pm

    I have a craving for fresh baked popovers now. Or a trifle.

    I love how Maru’s girth gradually found more of its way into the bowl. Two sets of exposed, smeared toe beans were strange and cute at the same time.

  9. Phred's Mom November 26, 2016 / 4:46 pm

    I wonder why Maru keeps switching his tail.
    Is he perpetually peeved? Does he, like so many
    celebrities, resent the omnipresent camera? What?!?

    • Murray C. November 26, 2016 / 5:08 pm

      I think the way he’s twitching his tail is a sign of contentment – when they swish it like they’re chopping the air is when I think they’re pissed.

    • Starfish November 26, 2016 / 6:38 pm

      I’m of the school of thought that Maru’s tail has a mind of its own.

      • Dulcie November 26, 2016 / 6:49 pm

        Yes me too. I think because the rest of him remains so supremely aloof all expression
        is released through the tail!
        My cat often “wags” her tail in happiness too – and you can’t mistake it for the air whipping when she’s peeved! Meeeooow!

  10. Starfish November 26, 2016 / 6:45 pm

    Nice to have the clear bowl so we can see what kind of space-time folding goes on when Maru does his thing.

    And I can’t believe it took so long for me to notice, but one of his back socks is longer than the others!

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