Bored with their comfortable bourgeois lives, Maru and Hana train for an exciting life of crime as mob enforcers. In this exercise, they must deal with a delinquent loan client in the time-honored fashion, by rearranging her face.
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When Mugumogu dusts off Maru’s old cage, it brings back memories of Maru’s kittenhood — and a kitten. Join us now for a trip back in time, when a thinner Maru met a younger Hana.
At first, stuffy Maru tries to avoid his new houseguest, but the persistent Hana charms him. And the result is a friendship for the ages.
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How did Maru and Hana ring in the new year? Maru got a box seat to watch the New Year’s Eve party, and then he and Hana did a little grass.
Happy New Year, Andrew Y.
Freeee-ends, if you are afflicted by evil spirits, your days of suffering are at an end, glory praise be, for before you stands the mighty Maru, hallelujah, whose healing touch will drive away demon pain, just like Mr. Sheep here, hallelujah praise glory.
And now, praise mercy, as Maru drives the demons from the pancreas of Mrs. Rabbit, amen hallelujah, sister Hana shall pass among you to collect your love offerings, glory amen, all credit cards and Bitcoin accepted, cyber-praise be.
Can I get an amen, Andrew Y.?!