Coming Soon to This Drive-In!

Chained together in a brutal hellhole, sheltered only by the forbidden love that dare not squeak its name! Charlene, the delicate dreamer whose only crime was loving too much! And Rachel, the leather-tough biker babe whose spirit no man could tame! Together, they broke hearts — and all the rules! Carmine DeBauchery Films presents: Otters Behind Bars! Rated Q for Qte!

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Due to the shocking nature of this film, no one under 17 will be admitted without a ticket!

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15 thoughts on “Coming Soon to This Drive-In!

  1. Smartypants November 28, 2016 / 10:55 am

    Oh Mike – Russ Meyer would be proud! 😀

    • Starfish November 28, 2016 / 2:22 pm

      In the alternate reality where otters rule the Earth, this would have the otter version of Mr. Meyer’s name all over it.

  2. allein ? November 28, 2016 / 11:09 am

    Carmine DeBauchery Films. That is all.

  3. DebG November 28, 2016 / 11:25 am

    Considering the trailers I watched before Fantastic Beasts, this film doesn’t seem so far-fetched. It would also be much more watchable than a lot of Hollywood products these days.

  4. Duckie ? November 28, 2016 / 11:44 am

    The one on the left looks very seductive…

    • JenDeyan November 28, 2016 / 11:52 am

      You know that one has to be Rachel, the leather-tough biker babe whose spirit no man could tame.

      By the way, Finding Dory is right about Otters. We humans are helpless to their Qte. We MUST stop and watch.

  5. JenDeyan November 28, 2016 / 11:53 am

    I JUST noticed. Dare not ‘squeak’ it’s name. Good one, Mike!

  6. DebG November 28, 2016 / 12:53 pm

    P.S. Mike, I love the Gift Guide. Had to add the hedgehog cheese grater to my wish list immediately!

    • Alice Shortcake November 29, 2016 / 3:28 am

      Did anyone else misread “shark butt magnets” and think they were something QUITE different?!

  7. Gigi the cat lady November 28, 2016 / 2:31 pm

    A lot of people say they look like heartthrob Benedict Cumberbatch, I say cute is cute in any specie.

  8. benvolio November 28, 2016 / 3:17 pm

    Someone needs to make teeny leather jackets for these gals. Teeny cigarettes optional.

  9. Luv Bunny November 28, 2016 / 3:43 pm

    I can’t handle this, too otterly cute– thud. I want let them out, they look so innocent.

  10. Alice Shortcake November 29, 2016 / 3:24 am

    I would pay good money to see that film. And Carmine de Bauchery’s masterwork, the six-hour long “Sloths in Love”.

    • Phred's Mom November 29, 2016 / 8:05 am

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    • Smartypants November 29, 2016 / 8:13 am

      Pfft – I love it! I’d watch “Sloths in Love.”

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