The Blanket God Demands Sacrifice!

If you wouldst prove yourself worthy, you must first take the sacred biscuit to the plateau of Mount Redbed. There, you will encounter the Blanket God, under whose benevolent protection we flourish. As you approach the exalted one, avert your eyes lest you make eye contact (at least we think those two holes are eyes; we’re not sure). If the Blanket God accepts your offering, you will be indeed worthy.

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23 thoughts on “The Blanket God Demands Sacrifice!

  1. Faye November 28, 2016 / 8:44 am

    Reminds me of a few Startrek TOS episodes. Prime Directive States: Do not interfere with alien cultures.

  2. JenDeyan November 28, 2016 / 10:05 am

    Okay. When isn’t that god going to accept a sacred biscuit? Worthiness is always assured.

  3. allein ? November 28, 2016 / 10:05 am

    I read the story but couldn’t watch the video right away. I had no clue what to expect…but it certainly wasn’t that.

  4. Faye November 28, 2016 / 10:16 am

    What rath does Blanket God display if the offering is not made? I shudder at the possibilities!

  5. Gigi the cat lady November 28, 2016 / 10:52 am

    For a second I actually saw the eyes and mouth of the Banket God accepting his tribute. ??

    • Murray C. November 28, 2016 / 10:55 am

      Me, too – a deviously small creature, that – but I shudder to think what lies beyond the blanket, out of sight. It must be Y-u-u-u-uge to demand such fealty.

  6. Smartypants November 28, 2016 / 10:59 am

    I hope this turns out better than “The Offering”! 😀

    Love that prehensile snoot.

      • allein ? November 28, 2016 / 11:12 am

        Nah, piggy’s pink, not orange.

        And suggesting you-know-who is a piggy is an insult to piggies.

        Unless you’re referring to Voldemort…

        • Not That Mike The Other Mike November 28, 2016 / 11:21 am

          I apologize to anyone of the porcine persuasion who may have taken offense. 🙂

          • allein ? November 28, 2016 / 11:30 am

            is okay.

            • Murray C. November 28, 2016 / 11:35 am

              I like the tiara effect.

          • Phred's Mom November 28, 2016 / 2:29 pm

            oink

      • Phred's Mom November 28, 2016 / 2:30 pm

        Couldn’t resist, eh?

  7. Birdcage November 28, 2016 / 11:32 am

    Loves the little teefers!!!

  8. Elaine C Williamson November 28, 2016 / 11:46 am

    When the pig was eating the cracker (cookie?) it made me think of Cookie Monster.

  9. Duckie ? November 28, 2016 / 11:50 am

    I could not visualize those being the eyes until the pink thing came further out and began to nom the cookie. Then I felt vaguely disturbed.

    • allein ? November 28, 2016 / 11:52 am

      What big eyes you have, grandmother!

      The better to smell you with, my dear.

      –Wait…

      • Smartypants November 28, 2016 / 12:14 pm

        I can haz synesthesia?

        • allein ? November 28, 2016 / 12:16 pm

          The daughter of a woman I used to work with has that. She sees music as different colors/patterns. (She’s also very talented on the piano.)

        • Faye November 28, 2016 / 1:07 pm

          Ha!

  10. Alice Shortcake November 29, 2016 / 3:35 am

    The Blanket God is now officially my deity of choice.

    *goes downstairs to raid the biscuit tin*

    • allein ? November 29, 2016 / 8:52 am

      I’m not a religious person but I would worship the blanket god.

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