Are you a skinny kitty trying to bulk up? So scrawny even squirrels laugh at you? Then try Brock Schlockman’s Miracle Atomic Protein Powder! Just two delicious protein shakes per day and you’ll build muscle mass with up to 75 times normal density! Be the heavyweight on your block, thanks to Brock!
Via Imgur, suggested by Andrew Y.
Charles Atlas, eat your heart out!
Charles Atlas was the first thing that sprang to my mind, too!
Gravity sucks.
At least it’s still working. Remember NOMTOM’s posts on CuteOverload about planetary maintenance turning off the gravity for tests?
.. Nuff said .. SPOON !!
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GRAVITY…it’s a law.
Ack- pencil neck! 🙂 Mike, you never fail to bring a smile to my face.
You and me both. I had to stop myself from bursting out laughing at work at that hovertext.
As for the title, this is exactly what my scales said this morning 🙁
Scales? You must really BE a monster!!!!!!?
I think Maru would be a better spokes-kitty for this product.
I dunno…I think a lot of him is fur.
Time to lay off the kibbit-a-little
I couldn’t wait to do the scroll down on this and I wasn’t disappointed!
He’s not heavy, he’s my kitty – Denton Portico.
Pencil neck – HAH! That Mike, he’s got a billion of ’em.
There’s that word again: “heavy.” Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth’s gravitational pull?