“Ooo, ‘Ello, Mrs. Parrot!”

“Ooo, ‘Ello, Mrs. Also A Parrot! Say, did you just have your beak painted?”

“No, just had my beak painted. ‘Ere, have a sniff. I couldn’t decide between ‘Crimson Passion’ and ‘Strawberry Delight’ so in the end, I just went with ‘Red’.”

“Quite right, you can’t go wrong with the classics, that’s what I say.”

Now I’m having Monty Python flashbacks, Arne.

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32 thoughts on ““Ooo, ‘Ello, Mrs. Parrot!”

  1. Duckie ? December 9, 2016 / 12:35 pm

    That was so cute I just squeed in my tea!

    • Murray C. December 9, 2016 / 3:54 pm

      Oh, dear – you’ll have to make a new cuppa.

  2. Flowerfanatic December 9, 2016 / 12:37 pm

    Sounds like they’re speaking French but I did hear a couple of English words in there. Like the ‘hello’.

    • Dulcie December 9, 2016 / 1:48 pm

      Maybe they are Canadian parrots eh?

    • Skimpy December 9, 2016 / 2:10 pm

      I don’t speak Parrot so I couldn’t say, but as for the French:
      “C’est trop mignon. Oh, ils sont mignons!” (That’s too cute. They’re too cute!)
      “Allo? Allo?” (Hallo? Hallo?)
      “Bisou bisou !” (Smack smack!)

      • Emsthemonster December 9, 2016 / 2:20 pm

        so: mignon = cute?

        • Gigi the cat lady December 9, 2016 / 2:51 pm

          Yes mignon is cute and bisou is a form of kiss, used usually for little kids, baiser is the proper name for kiss.
          I’ve never heard smack for kiss always for a hit as in I will smack you upside the head.

          • Emsthemonster December 9, 2016 / 3:11 pm

            Thank you, Gigi. Written French looks so beautiful, one day I should learn it.

            • DebG December 9, 2016 / 5:43 pm

              Warning–pronunciation doesn’t look ANYTHING LIKE what you see on the page! I can read French fairly well, but don’t ask me to participate in a conversation.

              • Duckie ? December 10, 2016 / 12:30 am

                Hubby once told me the way I sometimes mangle French sounds like a pig working its way through a bucket of slops.
                Little does he know that I often speak Franglais just to watch the expression on his face. It’s priceless!

          • Skimpy December 9, 2016 / 3:21 pm

            My bad, my English is not always top notch 🙂
            We sometimes say “smack, smack” in French to imitate the sound of a kiss.
            And as for “bisou”, adults use it a lot too, especially here in the South 🙂

            • Gigi the cat lady December 9, 2016 / 5:08 pm

              Which South is that? I live in the south-shore of Montréal, Québec, Canada. 😀

              • Skimpy December 10, 2016 / 9:55 am

                Sorry, Gigi, only came back!
                South of France. I’ve never been in Montréal, but everyone says Canada is beautiful 🙂

          • Smartypants December 9, 2016 / 5:30 pm

            Yes, in American English we use ‘smack’ both ways (‘give me a smack on the lips’ and ‘Smack you upside the head’) – no wonder people find English confusing!

            • Skimpy December 10, 2016 / 10:01 am

              Got it, thanks Smartypants.
              Actually a lot of English onomatopeias made their way into other languages, mainly thanks to the cartoons.
              For example “gulp”, “gasp”, “sigh” and other similar ones, although you wouldn’t recognize their pronunciation 🙂 🙂

      • Dulcie December 9, 2016 / 9:41 pm

        Canadians = multilingual = French and English.

        • Dulcie December 9, 2016 / 10:18 pm

          Just realized that I mixed up bilingual with multilingual so just ignore the explanation above! So much for my teaching abilities!! The parrots would have done better!

        • Gigi the cat lady December 9, 2016 / 11:08 pm

          Not all Canadian are bilingual, in Québec we are mostly French speaking, and French is the official language. English speakers are a minority in Québec, it’s the opposite in the rest of Canada.

          • Dulcie December 10, 2016 / 9:36 am

            Yes that’s the jist of it but I think we are still considered to be a bilingual country? Maybe I am wrong on that.

  3. Gigi the cat lady December 9, 2016 / 12:54 pm

    Cute the parrots are multilingual, I heard English and French and something else I’m not sure about. I love when the lady says “bisou bisou” the birds kiss ? That’s what we say to little kids to get a kiss “done moi un gros bisou” ?

  4. Birdcage December 9, 2016 / 1:05 pm

    Ringnecks always seem to have the cutest voices!!!

  5. Sam December 9, 2016 / 1:05 pm

    Could be worse, they could be asking for Spam, Spam, Spam, eggs and Spam.

    • allein ? December 9, 2016 / 1:28 pm

      Have you got anything without spam?

      • Taquitos December 9, 2016 / 1:46 pm

        Well, there’s Spam, egg, sausage, and Spam…that’s not got much Spam in it…

        • allein ? December 9, 2016 / 2:09 pm

          I don’t like Spam!!

          • Birdcage December 9, 2016 / 2:23 pm

            Shhh, dear, don’t cause a fuss!

  6. DebG December 9, 2016 / 1:10 pm

    Were they asking, “What is your favorite food?” I so want a parrot for the conversational fun.

    And never let parrots watch Teddy the Porcupine videos! Imagine parrots talking like Teddy!

    • Birdcage December 9, 2016 / 3:36 pm

      I definitely heard “What’s your favourite food?”

      • Murray C. December 9, 2016 / 3:57 pm

        I thought that’s what I heard, too.

  7. Doug December 9, 2016 / 3:23 pm

    Parrot 2: Come on .. Give me a peck err kiss

    • DebG December 9, 2016 / 3:50 pm

      That can be read so many different ways.

      • Murray C. December 9, 2016 / 3:57 pm

        Well, two at least. I love the English expression – said to either gender – “keep yer pecker up”.

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