Alternate Mythology

Not That Mike The Other Mike

According to Geek legend, the fearsome three-headed Cerberus the Wombat guarded the entrance to Hotel California, where the dead could check out any time they like but they could never leave. Spawned by the monsters Omnibus and Psoriasis, Cerberus was finally defeated in a dance-off with the mighty Twerkules.

That dude had some wicked serious moves on him.

What this is really about, via 6rabbits: Three orphaned wombats were brought together in a shelter and refuse to leave each other. Story and many more photos at The Dodo.

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22 thoughts on “Alternate Mythology”

  1. Emsthemonster January 25, 2017 / 12:38 pm

    Awesome Geek legend 🙂

    • allein ? January 25, 2017 / 12:41 pm

      I love Geek mythology.

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      My one question is, why don’t they just make them a bigger pouch?

      • Not That Mike The Other Mike January 25, 2017 / 12:45 pm

        Hmm… maybe if the pouch is too big, it loses that cozy pouch-like quality and the wombats won’t accept it. My best guess.

        • allein ? January 25, 2017 / 12:49 pm

          Maybe…I guess at some point, they have to leave the pouch, anyway.

          • Faye January 25, 2017 / 12:55 pm

            We ALL have to leave the pouch AT SOME point. Or live in Mom’s basement appouchment.

            • allein ? January 25, 2017 / 12:57 pm

              Ouch.

              Though I have been sleeping in my mom’s bed for the past two weeks…

              They come home on Friday (maybe…or Saturday, they’ll let me know) so I can sleep in my own bed again. But my bed doesn’t come with a purry cat.

              • Smartypants January 26, 2017 / 12:34 am

                Just saw an ad the other day for an ice pack with cute fabric designs – called the “Ouch Pouch” which I thought was memorable & cute…

                • Alice Shortcake January 26, 2017 / 9:03 am

                  I see a case of copyright infringement looming in the near future – ‘Ouch Pouches’ are foam inserts worn inside pointe shoes!

            • Haha January 25, 2017 / 1:04 pm

              Snerk!

      • Haha January 25, 2017 / 1:00 pm

        Ha! I totally missed the missing r.
        Even better!
        I want to hug the little 3 headed mythical geek.

    • Brouhaha January 25, 2017 / 3:24 pm

      seems a lil flaky to me.

  2. Smartypants January 25, 2017 / 1:55 pm

    If that’s the guardian, I would never WANT to leave.

    • DebG January 25, 2017 / 2:00 pm

      I know, right? Suddenly the Underworld seems like a great vacation spot!

    • 6rabbits January 26, 2017 / 7:36 am

      ?

  3. Shan January 25, 2017 / 2:18 pm

    LOL, NTMTOM. Twerkules!

    • Blue Footed Booby January 26, 2017 / 8:32 am

      Twerkules is the Roman spelling. Greeks called him Testiclees.

  4. Gigi the cat lady January 25, 2017 / 3:51 pm

    What cutie pies, I’m glad they have each others. I wonder if they will be released together?

    • Gigi the cat lady January 25, 2017 / 7:08 pm

      OMG that is so sweet!

    • Smartypants January 26, 2017 / 12:40 am

      I love it – what a good foster home for that doggie family.

  6. Duckie ? January 25, 2017 / 9:40 pm

    Psoriasis? Omnibus?
    Mike, I give this one an eleven. Cutest nightmare I could ever hope to have. Looking forward to it.

  7. 6rabbits January 26, 2017 / 7:35 am

    Mike, there is no way I could ever have predicted that THIS is the way you’d go with my submission!? I do love the way your brain works!
    Fearsomely CUTE trio, indeed!

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