Lord Universe, Ruler of Space/Time, Devourer of Worlds, at the Groomer

Not That Mike The Other Mike

“The fools! The puny, insignificant fools! Did they not think that I, Lord Universe, seer of all that is known and unknown, would not notice my groomer reaching for the cheap shampoo instead of Princess PrettyPink lavender-scented conditioning furfoam, as I had specifically requested at the front desk? The souls of your ancestors shall suffer ceaseless torment in the eternal hellfires of the twenty-seventh dimension for this outrage!”

And don’t forget to use the talcum powder. I paid extra.
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21 thoughts on “Lord Universe, Ruler of Space/Time, Devourer of Worlds, at the Groomer”

  1. allein ? February 10, 2017 / 10:46 am

    Uh…we’re gonna need some more conditioner over here…

  2. Smartypants February 10, 2017 / 10:49 am

    And did you use the brush made from the bejeweled bones of those who dared defy me? Because I specifically requested it!

  3. Haha February 10, 2017 / 10:57 am

    Do the bears at the bus stop that have the princess pretty paws, use the same shampoo?

  4. Haha February 10, 2017 / 10:59 am

    Cousins?




    I’m too much.

    • Jeannine February 10, 2017 / 4:39 pm

      Oh, how I love this song! I can still sing it from memory at 50!

    • Murray C. February 10, 2017 / 11:20 pm

      I have no idea what that’s about! Must’ve been after my childhood.

  6. Faye February 10, 2017 / 11:15 am

    That cat has a human head and arm growing out of it. Humans have been fully absorbed into the Cat Collective. Resistance was, indeed, futile.

    • Haha February 10, 2017 / 11:16 am

      Furtile?

      • Brouhaha February 10, 2017 / 11:37 am

        Purrtile?

        • beemoused February 10, 2017 / 12:10 pm

          I need a new keyboard–I just spit ice water all over my old one!

        • Haha February 10, 2017 / 12:12 pm

          If it is around the litter box, is it p.u.tile?

          • Haha February 10, 2017 / 12:15 pm

            Resistance to the furball is urptile.

        • Tusitala February 11, 2017 / 5:03 pm

          Mewtile?

          • allein ? February 11, 2017 / 9:05 pm

            Winner!

  7. Ricky's Mom February 10, 2017 / 11:31 am

    I woke up like this.

  8. Amyliz February 10, 2017 / 12:46 pm

    Is it just me or do those dark tufts of look a bit, um, devilish? I wouldn’t want to be on this kitty’s bad side!

    • Blue Footed Booby February 10, 2017 / 1:22 pm

      I think it looks like somebody submerged Winston Churchill in a vat of Rogain.

      • Faye February 10, 2017 / 3:23 pm

        I. Am. Ded. Now.

      • Smartypants February 10, 2017 / 6:38 pm

        Pfft! (snortlaff)

  9. fkaWaldenPond February 10, 2017 / 2:02 pm

    It looks like he twirled his mustache…. buuhaahahahahhahaaa. (I love Colonel Meow.)

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