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Source: Goose does “happy dance” in children’s pool by WoodlawnFarms on Rumble, sender-innered by Murray C.
I keep paddling…why am I not going anywhere?!
“The seal of quality ensures that every bottle has been aerated by a Flashdancing duck!”
(oops – goose).
He smiles to the camera at the end!!!
My kitties do happy-dances, but I’ve never seen one from a goose before!
LOL!! It reminded me of the old I love Lucy show where Lucy stomps on grapes.
I thought of that too. Sadly, the comic stylings of Lucille Ball are lost to the younger folk.
First thing I thought of as well!
Goose Dances on Interwebs!
And I’m so tempted to add wine grapes to the pool!
On my upcoming vacation I am going to spa with ‘water therapies’ so my goose will be water-tenderized. Does that count?
Better tenderized than cooked.
ZING! Well played, Faye!
I never knew I wanted Goose-Tenderized water until today.
Just as long as it isn’t also goose-poopified.
Happier!
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