Yanno, we wombats have no trouble getting about. We can be plenty fast when we want to be. We’re like high-speed furry tanks. But it still feels great sometimes to have someone pick you up and carry you.
Esther the wombat, by VirtualWolf, licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0
I have nothing to do Mister Wombat, I’ll carry you anywhere you want!
How do you know if a wombat is happy, or if he/she just has gas ?
Inquiring Minds want to know !
Sometimes it is difficult to tell even in the case of people!
Speaking of tanks: despite weighing about 70 tons, M1 Abrams main battle tank can reach a top speed of 45 mph. This just so happens to be about the top speed of my commute, despite the road having a limit of 55. You see where I’m going with this.
About the only thing better than using a 1500 horsepower war machine to crush the aggressive driving plebs would be riding a giant wombat and going overland.
…so, a sort of Combat Wombat? With a giant saddle on the back…like Hannibal’s elephants crossing the Alps.
Combat wombat!! You just made my day.
😀
Oh for heavens sake ..
Please don’t give the TARDEC or the Picatinny Arsenal any ideas ..
Last I hear, the stealth wombat was being tested out there.
I see your Combat Wombat and raise you a combat Basselope. Good thing wombats don’t have horns.
Well not as cute as a wombat but it could also help with aggressive drivers.
WOMBATSES! The rest of the day is shot, [heddesk].