It’ll Drive You to Drink

Not That Mike The Other Mike

In international news, the tiny kingdom of Lagerstan has been rocked by scandal after the King of Beer revealed that Queen Priscilla Pink-Champagne has not been seen on her royal throne in over a fortnight. Unconfirmed rumors suggest that the queen may be in the company of jet-setting playboy Jose Cuervo at his mansion in Margaritaville.

(I’m so lonely, I need a shot of Crown Royal.)

Cheers, Sharon H.

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9 thoughts on “It’ll Drive You to Drink”

  1. allein ? May 26, 2017 / 11:29 am

    I don’t drink any of those things referenced in this post but I will take any or all of them right now…

    I will also take the King of Beer. And Queen Priscilla, if she can be located.

  2. Duckie ? May 26, 2017 / 11:56 am

    Mike, you got me here.
    I neglected to scroll down far enough, and spent several seconds trying to find the pink cat in the pink cat-bed!

  3. Margaret May 26, 2017 / 12:04 pm

    Now we know what ales him.

  4. Blue Footed Booby May 26, 2017 / 12:16 pm

    Without warning, Jimmy Buffet rises from the watery deep to swallow the Florida Keys.

    • allein ? May 26, 2017 / 12:24 pm

      Wasting away in Cthuluritaville…

  5. Kar May 26, 2017 / 3:23 pm

    That is the fluffiest, thickest tail that I have ever seen.

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