The Tale of the Dogman

May 30, 2017May 30, 2017Not That Mike The Other Mike

As the witch’s curse began to take effect, Victor held his beloved Penelope for the last time as a man. Soon the transformation would be complete, and they would be forced to roam the streets for food — or worse, starve to death — because neither of them would be able to operate the can opener.

But I won't have to show up to my crappy job, so there's that. — But I won’t have to show up to my crappy job, so there’s that.

Another wonderfully weird find from Sharon H.

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allein ? May 30, 2017 / 8:40 am

Is this a long-lost Kafka story?
Gigi the cat lady May 30, 2017 / 9:17 am

Talking about bonuses for the guy, my mind is in the gutter this morning and all I can think about is the old joke about if a man was like a dog and could reach, he would never get out of the house. Sorry ?
- allein ? May 30, 2017 / 9:19 am
  
  *gasp*
  
  I mean, um, I can’t imagine what you might be referring to. 😉
- fkaWaldenPond May 30, 2017 / 9:47 am
  
  Mike started it the other day with his hovertext on the doggy retrieving golf balls story. 😀
  - Faye May 30, 2017 / 12:53 pm
    
    Yup!
debg May 30, 2017 / 10:25 am

The post itself made me chortle; now these racy comments are making me guffaw.
Duckie ? May 30, 2017 / 1:51 pm

Much pearl clutching going on here…