“Catnip? You want catnip, you say? You’ve come to the right place because we’ve got all kinds of catnip. I’ve got Moroccan Fuzz, nice high with a slow cooldown — I was just sampling some of that, as a matter of fact. I also tried a little of the Maui Zowie, that stuff’s pretty brutal, not for beginners. But my main high is the Brazilian Rainforest Blend, great burst of colors, good sustain. It’s kind of hard to find around here but I think I’ve still got a little…
“Actually, I just noticed that we’re all out of catnip. Sorry.”
Via Twitter.
Must be Colorado…
Only 2 bucks? I’ll take two.
I’ll take the whole basket (as long as kitty is included).
When catnip leads to cat nap.
This is why the FDA suggests keeping this herb behind the counter.
Mike, I’m helplessly laughing here.
Ditto. ?
“Whoa, my paws look really weird! Hey, anyone have some Doritos?”
I’m not hooked, I can stop anytime I want, I just don’t want to that’s all.
Shouldn’t the hoovertip be
And now I really need to meowllow out, man, so if you’ll excuse me…
Ooh, traiillls…
“Duude!”
Cosmic Man! Finally understand what the Red Dot is saying.
LOL!
I think I had some before reading this. I SWEAR that one line read “Moroccan Fuzz, nice high with a slow colon!”
That comes after the munchie bingefest.
???
Obviously someone just misspelled the sign – it was most likely supposed to say “Fresh catnAp”.