‘Nipped in the Bud

“Catnip? You want catnip, you say? You’ve come to the right place because we’ve got all kinds of catnip. I’ve got Moroccan Fuzz, nice high with a slow cooldown — I was just sampling some of that, as a matter of fact. I also tried a little of the Maui Zowie, that stuff’s pretty brutal, not for beginners. But my main high is the Brazilian Rainforest Blend, great burst of colors, good sustain. It’s kind of hard to find around here but I think I’ve still got a little…

“Actually, I just noticed that we’re all out of catnip. Sorry.”

And now I really need to mellow out, man, so if you’ll excuse me…

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17 thoughts on “‘Nipped in the Bud

  1. allein ? June 1, 2017 / 1:34 pm

    Must be Colorado…

    Only 2 bucks? I’ll take two.

  2. Catwhisperer June 1, 2017 / 1:47 pm

    I’ll take the whole basket (as long as kitty is included).

    • ^oo^ June 1, 2017 / 11:40 pm

      When catnip leads to cat nap.

  3. Kar June 1, 2017 / 1:48 pm

    This is why the FDA suggests keeping this herb behind the counter.

  4. debg June 1, 2017 / 1:49 pm

    Mike, I’m helplessly laughing here.

    • Elaine C Williamson June 1, 2017 / 2:46 pm

      Ditto. ?

  5. Amyliz June 1, 2017 / 1:55 pm

    “Whoa, my paws look really weird! Hey, anyone have some Doritos?”

  6. Gigi the cat lady June 1, 2017 / 2:25 pm

    I’m not hooked, I can stop anytime I want, I just don’t want to that’s all.

  7. Doug June 1, 2017 / 2:41 pm

    Shouldn’t the hoovertip be

    And now I really need to meowllow out, man, so if you’ll excuse me…

  8. Laura June 1, 2017 / 2:51 pm

    Ooh, traiillls…

  9. Faye June 1, 2017 / 3:35 pm

    Cosmic Man! Finally understand what the Red Dot is saying.

    • Caz June 1, 2017 / 4:50 pm

      LOL!

  10. Duckie ? June 1, 2017 / 6:04 pm

    I think I had some before reading this. I SWEAR that one line read “Moroccan Fuzz, nice high with a slow colon!”

    • debg June 1, 2017 / 6:40 pm

      That comes after the munchie bingefest.

      • Duckie ? June 1, 2017 / 6:57 pm

        ???

  11. RandomStranger June 3, 2017 / 1:56 am

    Obviously someone just misspelled the sign – it was most likely supposed to say “Fresh catnAp”.

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