Attention home buyers: Do you like cats? Are you looking for a unique rustic home? Are you a cat fancier? Do you long for the open spaces of Arizona? Do you like looking at cats? Would you like to wake up every day to the glorious view of clear blue skies and desert scrub brush and cats? Then schedule a cat viewing of this custom log cat home on over 20 meow acres cat cat large bay windows cat meow meow cat easy meow financing kitten kitten meow meow cat.
https://youtu.be/YL8hUP7wqKA?rel=0
Offer $190,000 worth of kibble and tell them that’s my final offer, Sharon H.
Oh.
Umm.
Hmm.
Wow.
I don’t even.
What?
Seems fine.
My daughter tagged her sister in a facebook post about this house. “Keysa, I found you a house” Keysa calls herself a crazy cat lady, and has 4 cats. She once dressed as a crazy cat lady for Halloween. Keysa said, “That’s even too crazy for me”
Well, that’s….
Erm….
*struggles to find words, hyperventilates*
If anything ever deserved a “what is this I don’t even” tag, this is it.
Amen.
What heck kind of madness did I just look at???!!!!
?????
(Where is the brain bleach? ?)
Isn’t that … interesting?
I cannot even IMAGINE the delight of the agents who have to try to sell this cathouse!
I’ll take it!
Wait I thought those were Chihuahua poles/toys/beds.
Ummm. Nope.
Wow! A real cattastrophe!!
Ooooph. Mine eyes. It would take at least a hunnert thow to de-tchotchkefy that place, repaint the walls after slathering on some thick primer or skim-coat. Offer them 35,000.
de-tchotchkefy! Hahahahaha.
I love de-tchotchkefy! I’ve already used it in conversation with a friend, who also loved it and will use it.
First, that house is cheaper than a 25-year old 1-bed room condo in my city. Secondly, a total inside demo is required. Tear everything and I mean everything, out and start again from the wall beams.
That house is twice the size of my three bedroom townhouse, why all the extra space? Room for cats to romp? ?
And I thought that I had seen bad houses when we were looking to buy, this place is in a league of it’s own!
Ya’ll are making me feel much better, cause I was befuddled and speechless!
But, now I have a headache.
Is this thing for real??
I’m imagining this place was maybe just flooded with cats, and now I’m wondering how the people (and I’m guessing one or two people lived here, too, as cats just don’t decorate in this style) herded all the cats out?
Alternatively, maybe this is outsider art? Cat shrine a lifetime in the making? No?
Actually – when we were preteens my cousin & I, ahem, decorated our bedrooms in somewhat similar fashion by wallpapering with magazine pictures of pop stars……
I could handle a wall or even several walls decorated/plastered in whatever chosen fixation.
But unrelieved small spot coverings.
-insert gurgling sound here-
Some sort of obsessive mental disorder lived there, no doubt.
I just hope the place doesn’t smell as bad as it looks!
I was wondering if that was another reason I was happy to just be taking the video tour.
Me too. Maybe it belonged to a cat rescue organization. Still…
…or a serial killer
Just.wow. Clearly I haven’t fully embraced the crazy cat lady lifestyle, even with 7 felines.
What color are your walls? Lol. Do not buy any modpodge. That’s how it starts.
Holy mother of God.
I just had to follow the YouTube link. Here’s what it says:
“Contemporary eccentric full log sided custom home on 20+/- acres for the cat fancier! If you love cats this is the home for you! If not bring your sandblaster! Custom build, hardwood kitchen cabinets (Oak, Lacewood, and Bocote) artistically accented with river rock. Cat walkways and in great room Medieval cat castle with different levels (stone). All interior doors custom built (wood). Must see to believe it does exist!!! Once in a lifetime find extremely fun home.”
Mike, that is a really naughty headline. 🙂
Although the colors were fun, it did sorta pain me to see the thick paint over the logs.
Laughing at the comments. All I could think was wow, look at all that shelving for my books! Oh, and those cat beds need to be made bigger, for wombats and capybaras and koalas with butterflies on their noses, and house hippos and couch giraffeses…
Hahaha. If god gives you a cathouse make it into a cappyhouse. You go Duckie.
This house was on @midnight the other night! The comics had to guess if the reason it was hard to sell was that it was a house decorated for cats or the scene of a murder.
The title hit me just as I clicked the link. 😉
Great property! Needs more cats. ?
(Would work for a rescue or boarding facility, come to think of it.)
At first I read “hoarding facility”. Gulp.
My favorite comment is from Brouhaha:
“Some sort of obsessive mental disorder lived there, no doubt.”
Decorated for a thousand cats AND each of their nine lives.
I mostly thought: “What the F**k is hot glued / cemented to that [insert surface]?” There were some rooms where I wasn’t sure if that was brown grocery bag decoupage / peeling paint or toxic mold on the wall.
But mostly just WTF?
Oh and also, I really can’t believe that there aren’t dead bodies buried on the property. (20 acres!! it would take YEARS to find them all!!)
Cat mummies. At least.
..or someone who said “It’s me or those cats…”
Haha!
Brilliant idea! Let’s ALL buy the place, and take turns vacationing there! Cutetropolis can be a real place! And we can have what animals we want!
I would need a very well stocked bar to accept to stay in that house, I’m talking plenty of good single malt scotch and maybe a few bottles of tequila to dull the senses. ?
Meowiwowie for me, please.
I agree. My preferred glass of wine or two would not cut it. Someone would need to hook me up to a continuous intravenous drip of the hard stuff.
Not sure why they have all those coffee mugs. If you woke up here every morning, you wouldn’t need your morning java.
This would be a great place to hide out if you were in the Witness Protection Program.
I found the real estate entry for that a little while back. I love the blurb: “Contemporary eccentric full log sided custom home on 20+/- acres for the cat fancier! If you love cats this is the home for you! If not bring your sandblaster! Custom build, hardwood kitchen cabinets (Oak, Lacewood, and Bocote) artistically accented with river rock. Cat walkways and in great room Medieval cat castle with different levels (stone). All interior doors custom built (wood). Must see to believe it does exist!!! Once in a lifetime find extremely fun home!”
I feel for the poor agent. Hope s/he finds either a crazy cat person or someone looking for a fixer-upper. Or maybe a blind dude who likes making his friends uncomfortable.