This is my post. While you civilians enjoy the luxury of your lives, I’m on the watch. Day and night, rain or shine, I am your first line of defense against pirate ninja ghost monkeys. Oh, you say you haven’t even seen any pirate ninja ghost monkeys? Not even one? And as long as I’m at my post, you never will.
Can I thank him for his service with belly rubs?
Thank you Brian, for protecting us from the dread pirate ninja ghost monkeys!
Seriously though, he looks like he doesn’t want to miss the upcoming barbecue and any dropped offerings.
Since according to the source image, this is a firepit, you might not be far off..
I am okay with this use of my tax dollars.
me too
Me too; more than with many other current uses.
Yes! A thousand times yes! Best possible use of tax $$$!
I feel so safe.
Yet .. he can’t protect us against the dread OCGN’s … Those evil do’ers just can’t stop ..
(OCGN = Onion Cutting Ghost Ninjas)
Mike you are on a tear! Yesterday’s hare plane, and today’s disappointed kitteh in the teddy bear ears and our proud, grim-eyed canine defender against the pirate ninja ghost monkeys!
Pirate Ninja Ghost Monkeys sounds like a great name for a band. 🙂
I love the sheer determination on his face, finally a motivated worker!
I want to go to Fort Brian…
He is right. I have not seen any pirate ninja ghost monkeys so he must be doing an outstanding job. Cuddles all around!
Logical.