Once upon a time, there was a cobbler who worked very hard all day, so that his joints were stiff and sore by evening. One night, while he slept, he was visited by the massage elf, who gave him a neck massage, followed by deep tissue shiatsu, acupressure, and a manicure. Special this week only, $59.95.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?rel=0&v=iNz8lhBnedI
Found on Tastefully Offensive by Smartypants.
Wow, that’s cheap for all that. Where do I find this massage elf?!
Snuggle me, big guy. What does a kitten have to do to get some love around here?
Are you speaking as the kitten or yourself?
The kitten. Sorry. Sometimes I just wonder why people will film or photograph their pet instead of/before giving cuddles.
On the other hand, he’s kind of cute.
He only held out on the cuddles for 18 seconds that we know of…
It is probably a Safe bet that intense snorgling started right after this… 😉
I love you. You’re bald like me!
Ahhhhhhh! and Squueeeeee! Gosh darn it, that leetle elf is sooooo cute!
I don’t know how he kept a straight face..
That is the cutest little baby gremlin I’ve ever seen!
Wanna run my fingertips back and forth across those forehead wrinkles. Then knit her a little sweater. Or maybe cut legholes in a sock.
It’s doing the dance of 100 needles.
Obviously, it already did the dance of 7 veils and 1 fur coat.
Er…
I feel like we’ve intruded into something terribly intimate.
Should we apologize, or just quietly close the door?
Great find, Smartypants!
I hope that guy is going to shave that beard off and make a fur/beard coat for that sweet wrinkled kitten for the winter.
Thank you! I squee’d out loud when she lay down along his neck – so affectionate!
Since they live in Kiev, that’s probably a good idea.
I would name him Dobby and give him a sock!
Speakers up!
I Have never seen a Sphinx kitten before. I already love the adults. This kitten is beyond adorable. Lucky human!!
There was an episode of Too Cute! Kittens with a litter of Sphinx kittens. The were ridonkulously cute.
That would have given me a bit of brain damage. Hmmm, reaches for remote to press search.
That kitten is so sweetly affectionate it’s almost hard to watch. I got a little choked up.
Okay. I’m glad I’m not the only one that had that reaction. Honestly, not so fond of nekked kitties but the sincere affection just puts this over the top.
Those ears! That fat little belly! OH, my! Margaret, I think naming the wee kitten Dobby and giving him a sock is brilliant.
Murray C! Yes, the “leetle” fat belly for sure! Such a cute, wee baby. I adore those little, bitty “old men” kitties.
While I feel that cats, like most people, look better with clothes on, this little guy is pretty adorable in an oh-so-homely way. I especially love how its ears are as big as its whole body.
Oh, yes, those honkin’ ears are so cute – and the expression on that little face when she presses her (his?) face against his neck – so in love.
My cat still does this….but at least he has the good taste to wear his fur coat.
This kitty sure loves its hoomin.
Must…stop…hitting…replay…but need one moe glimpse of belleh!
Oh, me, too, Blakeney, me, too. Matter of fact, now that you mention it…………excuse me, I must be going…………
I am fairly sure that a “massage” that involves payment–and the masseuse being naked–is illegal in 49 states.