Monkey Survival School

“Look, you bang the nut with the rock like this! Don’t just tap it, put your weight into it! Look, you’re never going to make it out there if you can’t master tool use. Honestly, how you people managed to evolve is beyond me.”

I wonder that myself, Madame X.

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16 thoughts on “Monkey Survival School

  1. allein ? August 30, 2017 / 12:06 pm

    Monkey doesn’t look he’s got much weight to put into it himself…he seems very insistent, though. I will gladly take lessons from him.

  2. Kar August 30, 2017 / 12:22 pm

    You know he’s thinking,

    Yeah, You’re Evolved, sure. Keep thinking that.

  3. Duckie ? August 30, 2017 / 12:35 pm

    The tool isn’t the rock. The tool is the one holding the rock.

    • Murray C August 31, 2017 / 10:20 am

      Yes, I had the same thought – sort of double tool use. Smart little monk.

  4. Faye August 30, 2017 / 2:16 pm

    Smart.

  5. Gigi the cat lady August 30, 2017 / 5:07 pm

    Human see. Human do. ??

  6. Ricky's Mom August 30, 2017 / 6:20 pm

    A thousand up-votes!

    I don’t know how old little monkey is, but this reminds me very strongly of the way tiny hoomin toddlers engage with (so-called) grown-ups in certain kinds of play.

  7. fkaWaldenPond August 30, 2017 / 7:14 pm

    Monkey finishes with, ‘Damn-it, the previous five tourists learned this in no-time and if you can’t lady at least bring a bag of shelled nuts.’

    I’m adding another thousand upvotes to Ricky’s Mom’s initial thousand!

    • dubravkamcvmd August 30, 2017 / 8:34 pm

      We definitely need to be able to up vote more than once.

      • jerzowa August 31, 2017 / 2:55 am

        YES!!!

        • Ricky's Mom August 31, 2017 / 8:30 am

          Well, unlike little monkey, we have words. We can use ’em. Part of the fun of this place, after all. Especially NTMTOM’s words.

          • allein ? August 31, 2017 / 8:49 am

            NTMTOM has the best words.

            • jerzowa August 31, 2017 / 9:18 am

              YES!!!

            • Murray C August 31, 2017 / 10:21 am

              Better words than the pres.!

  8. misspiggy August 31, 2017 / 6:20 pm

    I’d love it if the lady would take the monkey through the making and use of a rudimentary nutcracker. His little mind would be blown.

  9. ToSeek August 31, 2017 / 9:37 pm

    There’s an old story about a scientist testing a monkey’s intelligence by hanging a banana high in the middle of the room and placing enough objects in the room so that the monkey could build a tool to get the banana. So they let the monkey in the room with the scientist watching from a corner. The monkey looks at the stuff, looks at the scientist, takes the scientist’s hand and pulls him to the middle of the room, then climbs the scientist to get the banana.

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