“It was a good career,” says McGruff, the Retired Crime Dog. “We busted a lot of bad guys, helped a lot of good people. But I’ve seen enough buddy-cop movies to know what happens to the older detective who’s just a year from retirement, so I got out early.”
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Let’s see if I can still remember:
Scruff McGruff
Chicago, Illinois
60652
Edit: it’s been a good 20 years since I’ve heard that jingle, but I got it right. Can’t quite remember Stick Stickley’s address, though.
This guy needs a cigar.
He doesn’t need a weapon to stop the bad guys – he just slobbers ’em into submission!
(adding) does anyone recall actor Pat Hingle? This is 100% the canine version of him.
OMG yes! I was trying to figure out who he reminded me of.
Doggy Glover!
(With apologies for the Anglo-Saxon noun)
I thought Bogart.
I know McGruff .. Talked with him last month at the National Night Out
He was talking with our SAR K-9 units. He’s always been a giving guy.
That’s cool! Looks like retirement agrees with him.
(adding) – oh, and his tag line – “Help take a BITE out of crime!”