So I says to her, that guy doesn’t look like a proper magician, I says. For one thing, he wasn’t wearing a tuxedo, and that saw didn’t look like a proper magician’s saw, either. Oh, but did she listen to me? Noooo, she just had to get herself sawed in half.
This is normally where I make a cutting remark, Sharon H. (via Reddit.)
What a wonderful idea!
The lap is the important part, right?
Not as important as the hands for scritching and food dispensing.
I actually did something like this one Halloween – stuffed pants and a shirt meant to be used at a haunted house. I left it sitting on the couch and when my roommate got home from working a late shift, she thought it was a real person and, apparently, so did her cat because she was sitting on the lap.
Cole and Marmalade’s purrson also shows you how to make a lap for your kitties in your absence. Hee hee.
Creepy—but funny.
I guess dogo decided to lap it up. Lap it up. Get it? I’ll supply groan myself.