Captain Wrinkles of the USS Corolla

September 19, 2017September 18, 2017Not That Mike The Other Mike

“Helm, take us to warp factor two. Set your course for the Gamma Quadrant. Shields up and ready photon torpedoes. Steady as she goes, Mister Sulu.”

"Can we swing by the dog park? I need to boldly go." — “Can we swing by the dog park? I need to boldly go.”

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dubravkamcvmd September 19, 2017 / 9:50 am

I would definitely sign on as a crew member with Captain Wrinkles!
allein ? September 19, 2017 / 10:22 am

I used to have Chevy Prizm, which is a Corolla by another name. It did not come with a furry copilot, however. I feel cheated.
- debg September 19, 2017 / 10:24 am
  
  I had a Geo Prizm (my first car) and it too lacked a wrinkly copilot.
fkaWaldenPond September 19, 2017 / 10:33 am

Ahhh yes, hovertext cracked me up!
- Maia September 19, 2017 / 10:55 am
  
  me, too!
  - Juno September 19, 2017 / 11:54 am
    
    me three!
    - Murray C September 19, 2017 / 2:49 pm
      
      AND me! Laugh out loud. Such a nice feeling.
- Kar September 19, 2017 / 10:21 pm
  
  Probably should’ve stopped with the Big Gulp, before the water bottle and portable water jogging bottle
  - fkaWaldenPond September 19, 2017 / 10:35 pm
    
    Don’t be hasty on that assumption–Iiittt could be number two instead of the ‘William Riker’.
    Annndd Captain Wrinkles keeps making me grin and giggle as it truly looks like he is wearing ‘man pants.’
Blue Footed Booby September 19, 2017 / 10:38 am

Not gonna lie, part of why I got my honda fit is because the pillars on the front remind me of the cockpit of the Millennium Falcon.
debg September 19, 2017 / 11:00 am

OT: It’s Talk Like a Pirate Day AND Hermione Granger’s birthday! If you’re a knitter, you might like my pirate collection:
https://www.interweave.com/article/knitting/knitting-projects-talk-like-a-pirate-day/
- tara September 19, 2017 / 9:12 pm
  
  Well. It just figures Hermione is a Virgo. (and HOW did you know that anway!?)
  
  Love love love the pirate collection! So many possibilities – the sneaky skull in the hats, and the birds and a pirate hippo! Fiona has her Halloween costume.
- Murray C September 19, 2017 / 11:27 pm
  
  These are wonderful – I love the Pirate Danger socks. And those tiny parrots! Adorable.
Doug September 19, 2017 / 11:37 am

Why is he calling mom ?? (I see small details .. hehe)
- Murray C September 19, 2017 / 2:51 pm
  
  Well done.
Gigi the cat lady September 19, 2017 / 11:48 am

I would have thought that Captain Wrinkles would have made for Sirius in the Canis Major constellation.
- Blue Footed Booby September 19, 2017 / 12:07 pm
  
  Canis Minor is literally just two stars. When I took an astronomy class in high school, the two constellations were described as “big dog and hot dog.”
  - Murray C September 19, 2017 / 2:51 pm
    
    Scientists are such wags.
    - Smartypants September 19, 2017 / 8:36 pm
      
      …but doggedly determined…
      - tara September 19, 2017 / 9:14 pm
        
        *snorts the well-earned gin&tonic after teaching a five-hour class all over computer*
        
        Stop it you three! I’m wasting a good nip here.
        
        Murray C September 19, 2017 / 11:29 pm
        
        You’ll have to mix up another one, I’m afraid, Tara. By the way, a while back I answered your post and your name came out “Tata” – SO sorry. Blast you, Autocorrect!!!!
        
        tara September 20, 2017 / 6:02 am
        
        Haha, no worries Murray C! All good. 😉
Faye September 19, 2017 / 9:21 pm

I think Captain Wrinkles meant Woof Factor Two! I’m on board. Just don’t give me a red shirt.
sugitomo September 19, 2017 / 11:33 pm

I’d sign a petition for a new series following Captain Wrinkles and his crew. C’mon, sponsors!