“Look, before we go to the restaurant, I think I should come clean about one or two things in my Tinder profile that maybe weren’t 100 percent accurate. For starters, that’s not a current picture of me. Also, I don’t really drive fast cars for a living, but I do park them.”
Swiped right into my inbox by Transentence.
I assume they’re going to a seafood restaurant?
I’m sorry, that is a dealbreaker…I can’t date a valet parker.
She: “Actually it’s the ankle monitor that has me concerned.”
Didn’t you hear? Anklets are in again.
Not the ones that beep when you’re within 50 yards of any seafood market. 😀
Okay, yeah, that’s a little fishy..
There’s no stopping true love.
He’s a Pelican? Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
IMHO, They each could do worse. If they break up? Well, so long and thanks for all the fish. There’s plenty of fish in the sea, as they say.
Off topic, but I was looking for birthday images for my mom (tomorrow’s her birthday and I’m setting up emails to send throughout the day, from work when I’m not here 😉 ). I searched for “birthday chihuahua” and found the Chi in the ball pit image from this month’s calendar page. 😀
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Personally .. I think Mike gave us “Da Bird” with this one .. Pretty Bird thou
You can tell he’s been around humies a lot, I think he/she would have flown the coop
otherwise