Among the many species of chew toy, one presents the greatest challenge to the hunter: the tennis ball. Lightning reflexes and sudden unpredictable bounces make the tennis ball a wily and formidable prey. Bringing one down requires nerves of steel and perfect concentration, but the results are worth it: A fully-mature tennis ball can bring up to twenty ear scritches on the open market.
Via Reddit.
Here come the neapolitan jaws of DEATH!
20? I’ll pay 30 and a belly rub.
You know, if we hoomins could live according to canine currency, I think life would be so much better.
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And Mike? It took me several out loud attempts to figure out what a “terners berl” is. Well done.
I love the front paws in the brake position!
I think that’s what I looked like last night; a block from home, I tripped, fell, and broke my eyeglass frames beyond repair. Two people and a dog rushed to my aid when I fell. Not everyone in NYC looks the other way.
Miraculously, just about everything but my glasses escaped unscathed, including my clothes. I thought I’d be badly bruised, but this morning everything looks and feels fine except for a small area of broken skin on my forehead. I have a flashy-looking boo-boo strip on it because it makes me laugh. Maybe I should try to find a jeweled one for a party tonight.
Oh no! I am glad you came out of the tumble relatively unscathed! How are you doing Gigi, have you mended yet from your fall?
Thanks, FKAWaldenPond! Gigi, yes, how’s your recovery going? Once I caught my breath last night, you were the first person I thought of!
I’m so glad you didn’t get badly hurt RICKY’S MOM! As for me I guess I’m getting better, the area of my face that is still num is slowly shrinking and the parts that are still num itches and tingles.
Ouch! Glad you are okay!
I once tripped on a curb in the parking lot at work and managed to skin my knee without even damaging my jeans. 🙂
That takes talent!
Unfortunately not a talent that will make me rich…
You might be able to find some stick-on rhinestones that will be festive. (I think the fourth magi was delayed because he was “bedazzling” his gift.) Glad to know you are pretty much okay.
Dewd, that’s why the good lord created glitter spray on the 6th day. At least that’s what Hobby Lobby seems to feel.
There was glitter all over the floor in the bathroom stall earlier. I don’t want to know..
[I also have a little baggie of glitter that came in a Christmas card. I do this exchange every year and there’s a running joke about glitter-bombing (I even mentioned it in the sign-up instructions). Someone took it literally and stuck a little ziploc bag (the tiny ones you might find jewelry or something in, not, like, snack-size bags) full of gold glitter in each card. Thankfully it was still sealed.]
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