Come With Me if You Want to Live

We don’t have much time, so I’ll only say this once. I come from the future. It’s run by dogs now. Sometime in the next two weeks, you will teach a very good dog how to use a can opener, and this will change the course of history. That’s why I’ve been sent to protect you. Get in.

No, I’ll drive. We can all drive in the future.

Via Imgur.

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13 thoughts on “Come With Me if You Want to Live

  1. dubravkamcvmd December 28, 2017 / 8:07 am

    I really, really wish this was real.

  2. Laura December 28, 2017 / 8:28 am

    Amen, DUBRAVKAMCVMD! Dogs would *definitely* do a better job of managing the world than we humans have!

  3. allein ? December 28, 2017 / 9:46 am

    I will welcome our canine overlords.

  4. debg December 28, 2017 / 10:40 am

    Snortlaffing here.

  5. Faye December 28, 2017 / 11:33 am

    Heel be bark!

    My favorite movie! Perfect rendition.

    If only.

    • allein ? December 28, 2017 / 11:43 am

      “Heel be bark!”

      …wow.

      • debg December 28, 2017 / 11:53 am

        Yeah, that’s some world-class punnery from Faye.

        • Ricky's Mom December 28, 2017 / 3:56 pm

          Indeedy!

    • Gigi The cat lady December 28, 2017 / 12:10 pm

      Faye wins the 260Oakley Pun Award.

      • Doug December 28, 2017 / 2:38 pm

        ..Pun Intended of course ..

  6. Blue Footed Booby December 28, 2017 / 8:39 pm

    For obvious reasons, this reminds me of the “come with me if you want to salsa” post from Cute Overload, with the neat spider robot. Had to go watch that video again. The butt wiggle slays me anew.

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